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Amit P

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Tech whisperer by day, rock-n-roll nuisance by night. Banter, bikes, global drama, caffeine-fuelled takes & cat memes. If found, return to espresso machine.

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Joined September 2015
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There once was a girl from Purdue Who kept a young cat in a pew She taught it to speak Alphabetical Greek But it never got farther than ... (author: @DrMRFrancis )
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ทำงานมาสักพักคงจะเริ่มเบื่อกันแล้ว มายึดเส้นยึดสายกันหน่อย แก็งน้องแมวเต้น😻
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There's hope. Trump is in good hands!!! Exclusive: POTUS agrees to negotiate with the Iranis.
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This American guy cooked this Bhajpilla 😂🔥
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Jimmy “interviews” Trump about last night’s midterm results. #FallonTonight
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क्या लगता है आपको क्या लेवल है इनका?
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Trump right now:
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Live Trump meme
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Americans are really feisty about politics.
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The last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood….
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Replying to @gaurav_ships
Samsung factory is RAM janmabhoomi
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Replying to @ANI
There is a village called 50GB in India?
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@itswords_22h
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Vous êtes prêt pour "Democrat Texas Ranger " ?
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WE JUST FLIPPED THE HOUSE
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When you realize that you will have to announce a democrat president for the same Nobel Prize:
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Trump just found out why 7 presidents before him didn’t attack Iran.
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Forest Essentials wants ₹6,500 for 50 ml of perfume, selling the magic of “natural ingredients” and longevity. Asked ChatGPT whether this is chemistry, perfumery or premium-priced Ayurvedic romance. The answer was rather fragrant. 😂👇
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Regime change was successful🇺🇸
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BREAKING: The Democrats win the Senate
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