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🌈Dreamer, Sleeper, Joker, Thriver, Tummy ache survivor #LGB Libertarian living in a crazy world.

Charlotte
Joined April 2022
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siz de fark ettiniz mi bircok iliski kavgası kadının bir sorunu dile getirmesiyle baslıyor. erkek asıl sorunu cözmek yerine kadını bunu fark edip dile getirdiği icin sucluyor.
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RULES ARE RULES 🤷‍♂️😂😅🧑‍🦼‍➡️
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Every American knows this is accurate.
Election night is going to be interesting... I'm not looking forward to watching Leftists take over the House and Senate, are we cooked?
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Check your children's candy carefully this year... you never know.
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No one can ever control you if you learn these 26 psychology tricks:
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Don't harvest wild peyote. San Pedro works just as well, isn't endangered, and you can buy it at Home Depot.
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The backup cop pretending like you're not going to jail😂
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Maybe the past will reveal our future... If they ever let us investigate.
🤖 Made with AI
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In her comedy sketch “Positive Racism,” comedian Arynne Wexler pitches a HILARIOUS spin on racial stereotypes, political correctness, and the absurdity of blurring the lines between prejudice and flattery. Her satirical (and TOTALLY genius) jab at DEI logic portrays backhanded compliments as as a nonconventional way to check the diversity box! ✅ Arynne will have you crying so hard from laughter within SECONDS! 😭 😂
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His timing with those lasers is unreal.
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"I cannot show you a tesseract because I, and you, are trapped in three dimensions." — Carl Sagan
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I trust stewie in this situation😁 "Your poor plannin does not constitute an emergency for me"
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Everyone said "Hey Grok" was impossible on iPhone. Even Grok said Apple keeps wake words for Siri only. So I kept digging, and I found a way. Now I just say "Hey Grok" and Grok Bot voice chat opens. No extra apps, no cost, all built into iOS. How to set it up: 1. Make sure your Grok Bot app is up to date 2. Shortcuts app → + → Add Action → search "Grok Bot" → pick "Start Voice Chat with Bot" 3. Settings → Accessibility → Vocal Shortcuts → Set Up → pick that shortcut → type "Hey Grok" and say it 3 times 4. In the shortcut's details, turn on "Allow Running When Locked" If your phone is locked, iOS asks for one tap first. If Face ID already unlocked it, it's fully hands-free.
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This made me chuckle.
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Put him in the hall oc legends 🤭🤭🤭
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What the worst person you know is going to be saying today:
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If you've ever wondered: "How are magic mushrooms made?" Here's the whole process. In under 60 seconds. 🍄⏲️
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