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I don't care if it's going to be shit I'm going to be the first one to retweet your first post promoting it.
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CollegeHumor in 2012: the 5 ways you get your dick sucked in college
Dropout in 2026: We asked 3 softspoken millenial men to improvise how they'd hold your hand as you come out to your parents as bisexual
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feeling bad today. let me unwind by spending a couple hours on my Feeling Worse machine
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it's important that you sleep with all of your electronics as close to your head as possible
people hate current culture but their language and behavior is just as much of a byproduct of it as the thing they're criticizing
you can't simultaneously wish it was the 2000s again and also spam 'subhuman' and 'cattle' everywhere and have your media tab be majority wojaks
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Everyone鈥檚 saying stuff like the polio vaccine but the thing that made 9/11 shock people was how deeply it was tied to live media. Therefore the closest thing to an actual opposite is the Apollo 11 landing
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nothing will make you feel better about your own life than learning how ordinary people lived in any period of history




























