CollegeHumor in 2012: the 5 ways you get your dick sucked in college Dropout in 2026: We asked 3 softspoken millenial men to improvise how they'd hold your hand as you come out to your parents as bisexual

Ella Yurman@ElYurmanOct 27

it remains so so funny that CollegeHumor began as a low-budget, frequently mean sketch channel for edgy 20-somethings, and has become a wildly high-budget, play-it-safe improv platform with the most Care Bear audience imaginable

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trash jones · Oct 27, 2026 · 3:26 PM UTC

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trash jones@jzuxOct 27

feeling bad today. let me unwind by spending a couple hours on my Feeling Worse machine

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fawn · Oct 27, 2026 · 4:40 PM UTC

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fawn@fawnncelOct 27

it is so humiliating to be a person who remembers things

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dear · Oct 27, 2026 · 11:07 PM UTC

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dear@deardeerdollOct 27

ive always felt like i have a parasocial relationship with everyone in my life

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bald ann dowd · Oct 28, 2026 · 4:17 AM UTC

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bald ann dowd@ali_siviOct 28

it's important that you sleep with all of your electronics as close to your head as possible

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Cone · Oct 28, 2026 · 11:26 AM UTC

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Cone@Lol8ballOct 28

So does anyone actually watch those AI fruit videos or do they just exist to punish people masturbating without paying attention to the runtime?

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𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:56 AM UTC

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𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎@hellspatisserieOct 27

Everyone’s saying stuff like the polio vaccine but the thing that made 9/11 shock people was how deeply it was tied to live media. Therefore the closest thing to an actual opposite is the Apollo 11 landing

powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26

I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever

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beetle moses · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:46 PM UTC

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beetle moses@beetlemosesOct 27

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freezerpea · Oct 27, 2026 · 12:20 AM UTC

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freezerpea@_fartmaster3Oct 27

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yours truly™️ · Oct 26, 2026 · 11:25 PM UTC

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yours truly™️@keiichumsOct 26

youll need to stay late. again. with no overtime

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superangel · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:28 AM UTC

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superangel@a652800Oct 27

its rly eight billion ppl on this earth chi

quentinyam@remmiressOct 26

#adolfhitler #josephgoebbels #reichtwt #meme #nsfwart

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HIDEO_KOJIMA · Oct 27, 2026 · 5:12 AM UTC

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R.I.P.

Image from HIDEO_KOJIMA (@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN)

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Interro 🏺🔧♨️🏔🔳 · Oct 27, 2026 · 4:39 AM UTC

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Interro 🏺🔧♨️🏔🔳@Interrobang_2Oct 27

nothing will make you feel better about your own life than learning how ordinary people lived in any period of history

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selfpaglu. · Oct 26, 2026 · 9:49 AM UTC

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selfpaglu.@maramarvellous_Oct 26

do you ever start writing a tweet and then you’re like actually let me shut the fuck up

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OxyMoronic · Oct 26, 2026 · 6:32 PM UTC

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OxyMoronic@OxyMoroniczOct 26

I will literally buy vibrators for my friends who have been forced into a "sex bad and evil" mindset. I will listen to your "gross" medical issues. I will listen to your addiction struggles. "to much information" i love information call me sombra bruh. Tell me.

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