Ankur

Since many people asked after my last thread, here’s my Mutual Fund Portfolio. Not a recommendation. Just sharing what I invest in. 🧵 1. Edelweiss Greater China Equity Offshore Fund – Direct Growth 3Y CAGR: 19%

Mr. Ashwini Sir, Unit ka naam waam batao. Funding requirements apne bank se pure karwayenge. Apna bhi target complete aur desh ka bhi. 😌😌

Reliance, India’s largest company, with a market cap of nearly Rs. 16 lakh crore, has net debt of Rs. 1.17 lakh crore and total open charges of approximately Rs. 6L crore. They know how to take debt and how to use it to make money.(Paise se hi paisa banta hai). Meanwhile, Mr. Pappu, the greatest financial influencer in history, tells you not to take: • Home loan, • Car loan or • Credit card. Because they want you to have peace of mind. And because you listen to such influencers, my dear friend, you are still a gareeb. Bank loans can help you build assets today. They can be your tool against inflation. Saving money, SIPs and all that sounds cool. But have you ever heard someone with a stature like Mr. Ambani doing SIPs for 20 years so that he can buy something 20 years later? There is a reason rich people are rich. Learn to play the game. Get out of your comfort zone.

A million views. Zomato did reach out, and they have refunded the full amount. Eat sure asked for the order ID yesterday. No response yet. But more than that, X’s audience has once again busted a scam that has apparently been going on for years. Apparently, these sad story notes are nothing but a tool to manipulate you into giving them a 5 star rating, even when the food is not up to the mark. If you search for any food on Zomato, the filters allow you to choose restaurants rated 4 stars and above. In the era we are living in (no less than a Black Mirror episode), we are looking for higher ratings literally everywhere. Cab driver: 4.85/5. Great! Restaurant: 4.8/5. Can’t ask for more. IMDb rating: 8.6/10. Absolute Cinema! Taran Adarsh rates Ramayana 5 stars: Namit Malhotra is Christopher freaking Nolan! They know the world has become busy. No one has time for word of mouth anymore because people like to keep their lives a secret. So, collective ratings are what we all put our faith in. Don’t waste your money just because the rating is great. Remember, you are a single earning member of your family, just like Guria is.

Fitness freaks, is it okay to have Mom made aloo parathas once in a while if one has a 10K run scheduled for that evening?

October Investments 📈 SIP: Rs. 42,000 NPS: Rs. 29,600 Direct Stocks: Rs. 33,000(Jio Platform IPO included) Total invested: Rs. 1,04,600. Dividend received: Rs. 16,534. A month closer to the goal. 2030 retirement dream depends on one thing, Consistency. 💪 Note: Since many people ask about my SIPs, I will pin my SIP post to my profile for the next 2 days. However, 4 of those funds are not accepting fresh investments. I will update my portfolio as well and share soon. These are my personal investments, not recommendations.

Beta Guria, padhai par hi focus karo, ya kuchh aur dhundho😭😭😭 @zomatocare

Apparently, if you place 4 orders in a month, each with a minimum value of Rs. 399, you get 1 month of Netflix for free. Flipkart, Flipkart Minutes and grocery orders all count.

Free Netflix?

What even is this video quality?

Today at the gym, Went to the dumbbell rack to pick up some dumbbells, and a guy was working out there, shirtless. Immediately realised clothes weren’t invented to cover our private parts. They were invented to save us from that disgusting human body odour. Please wear deodorant whenever go to the gym.

It’s been raining continuously in Lucknow. But will that stop us from going to the gym? Definitely not. One thing I’ve noticed about Lucknow is that even after hours of rain, there’s hardly any waterlogging on the roads like it does in any other city in India. The roads look like nothing happened.

This is Bank Merger 2.0. The committee has now been formed. We already know what it is going to recommend. Don’t we?

Bank DA for November 2026 to January 2027. Rs. 4,300 extra for me. 😌😌 Gareebi ka daaman thoda toh chhutega.

That is why I always tell people to stay low key. Even if someone shouts at you, stay calm. Parking dispute? Go park 100 metres away. Dispute over a train seat? Inform the TC. Don’t engage. Someone driving at 140 kmph overtakes you? Let them. This country is not for sane people. Stay low key. Live in a gated society, avoid crowded places, and use those 5 minutes service apps whenever possible. One small mistake, one unnecessary argument, and you could end up losing your life.

Bhai thoda darne ki acting hi kar liya karo. 2012 me bhi expense account me chai k kharche ka hisab kitab puchhne ED ko laga denge😂😂😂

Kohli’s brand has been merged already? What does it mean? The company stands merged, but the brand survives? Or does the One8 brand cease to exist altogether?

Comments under this post. The world really does seem to hate India. Hey @grok top 5 reasons why?

Last time, the X fam told me to: • Go barefoot, so we did. • Keep my back tighter, so we tried. • Reduce the weight, but we didn’t. 😂 Watching the video, you can spot 89 things wrong with my form. But nothing that can’t be fixed with consistency and discipline. We train.

Photography inside bank branches is not allowed. These rules exist to prevent robberies, protect customer privacy and prevent misuse of images. This small clip could help robbers identify potential security weaknesses in the premises, putting the life of Branch staffs and customers at risk. Hey @canarabank, please look into this and take strict action.

This is your daily reminder to complete your 4L water intake. Winter is coming, and soon you’ll have an excuse ready for not drinking enough water. Don’t repeat the same mistake. Let’s get rid of that headache today.