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ari

@AriJordan_

begrudgingly ⚾️ (🐻 & 🧦) //💍 @pickleknee // she/her

 Chicago, IL
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Joined June 2010
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Knowing the current stability of this website, no better time to share work than rn! In my quest to visit as many MLB ballparks as possible, I decided to start a project where I review every ballpark. And, for extra fun, I even put them into tiers! open.substack.com/pub/wordsb…
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I don't even fuck around and i still find out
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Man’s first trip to Wisconsin
Gavin McInnes (@Gavin_McInnes) profile pictureGavin McInnes
@Gavin_McInnesOct 23
To all the tailgaters in Milwaukee: slow the fuck down. You’ve been going hard since 10AM. The game isn’t for another 3.5 hours. You’re not going to remember it. @Brewers
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Nobody is saying “the Knicks should never do phishing tests.” We’re saying “teasing employees with information about rings they earned but may not receive is unnecessarily cruel.” Because it is. Have a shred of respect for the people who work for you.
Christian Jeter (@cjeter24) profile pictureChristian Jeter@cjeter24Oct 23
Replying to @SamQuinnCBS
it's standard cybersecurity practice. I've received 3 phishing test emails this week alone from my employer. It's cybersecurity awareness month. Seems bad and silly but this is exactly how hackers breach your network. I've seen multimillion data breaches happen this way.
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AGORA A GENTE TEM QUE COMBATER O FASCISMO E O RYAN MURPHY
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you're laughing. glee is returning while katseye is still actively making music and you're laughing.
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We've got Europe at home
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Meteorologist Sam Kuffel (@SamKuffelWx) profile pictureMeteorologist Sam Kuffel@SamKuffelWxOct 19
You can either buy a ticket to a World Series game in Milwaukee or go on a European vacation. Costs the same 🙃
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omg losing your voice is so embarrassing why is my body silencing women
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wouldn't i have chosen a better team if i was lying
ms. soup (@usfcardsfan) profile picturems. soup@usfcardsfanOct 5
#ok
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Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.
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Let’s go White Sox.
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Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) profile pictureChicago White Sox
@whitesoxSep 28
the journey hasn't been easy, but now we get to make a different type of history
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“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine having 2 starting pitchers that can pitch 6 innings
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just saw a video where a Zoomer said Millennials need to retire so they can climb the corporate ladder and get our jobs. sir i would love to retire but i am 35 years old.
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Pablo Neruda said laughter is the language of the soul. I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda. #TheSimpsons
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Club classics club club classics
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ari retweeted
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jordan@jordoofusSep 6
I've been tweeting into the void on this account since the BUSH ADMINISTRATION, why would I stop now?
M (@Markmadridsta) profile pictureM@MarkmadridstaSep 4
Why the fuck do you keep tweeting with 0 likes
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Cubs fans being like “Oh this is Wrigley, fights don’t happen here like they do on the South side.” Get bent, man. Like that is demonstrably not true and you’re not better than anyone because you root for the Cubs. Plenty of assholes on both sides of town.
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in honor of Dolly Parton, for the love of god please read a book
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Now, for my favorite part of the show. What’s that say? "Talk to the audience"? Oh, God. This is always death. #Simpsons
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This note in the final book from Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library wrecked me last year when my daughter turned 5. Tearing up again reading it now.
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