begrudgingly ⚾️ (🐻 & 🧦) //💍 @pickleknee // she/her
Chicago, IL
Joined June 2010
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Man’s first trip to Wisconsin
To all the tailgaters in Milwaukee: slow the fuck down. You’ve been going hard since 10AM. The game isn’t for another 3.5 hours. You’re not going to remember it. @Brewers
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Nobody is saying “the Knicks should never do phishing tests.”
We’re saying “teasing employees with information about rings they earned but may not receive is unnecessarily cruel.” Because it is. Have a shred of respect for the people who work for you.
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Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.
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just saw a video where a Zoomer said Millennials need to retire so they can climb the corporate ladder and get our jobs. sir i would love to retire but i am 35 years old.
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Pablo Neruda said laughter is the language of the soul.
I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
#TheSimpsons
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Cubs fans being like “Oh this is Wrigley, fights don’t happen here like they do on the South side.” Get bent, man. Like that is demonstrably not true and you’re not better than anyone because you root for the Cubs. Plenty of assholes on both sides of town.
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Now, for my favorite part of the show.
What’s that say? "Talk to the audience"?
Oh, God. This is always death.
#Simpsons
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This note in the final book from Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library wrecked me last year when my daughter turned 5. Tearing up again reading it now.
