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Here's a picture of stars I took two weeks ago. It's a great big universe and we're all really puny.
Watched about 3 minutes of the US VP debate. I never realized how much power the VP has. There are SO MANY thing Kamala Harris apparently could have done and did the last 4 years as VP!
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I don't know how it's possible, but they say the whole thing just disses the shit outta Drake.
Why didn’t Mike Pence do more things when Trump was President? #debate
Was unaware Ed Koch and Michael Bloomberg were the same people. #debate
It’s amazing how many things he said he doesn’t know he said. #debate
What the actual fuck?
I’m relatively sure that most of the “raw milk” crowd are confusing pasteurization and homogenization.
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I remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.
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The first player in @MLB HISTORY to play for both teams in the same game: Danny Jansen 👓














