Joined April 2012
Boris being interviewed by his own hair
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Go on @grantshapps please explain to me the difference between 2 European covid jabs and 2 UK ones???
#noamkanojab I applied 5 weeks ago and still waiting. Open the islands to all comers but don't look after the residents. Disgraceful.
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well, i’m none the wiser. have they relaxed the rules around dogging yet?
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Hand sanitiser is selling out everywhere. So we have started using our distillery to make Punk Sanitiser. We want to do all we can to help everyone get through this difficult time.
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Did I miss out on Covid-1 to 18? Going to re-release them? #Coronvirus #COVID19
BBC Sport - Romelu Lukaku: Monkey chants a form of 'respect' and 'not racist' say Inter Milan fans group bbc.co.uk/sport/football/495… Next they'll start waving white, pointy hats and nooses to show they want to be best mates. What a crock of shit!
Marcel Proust was a committed beer drinker. On his death bed he sent his chauffeur to the Ritz to pick up some chilled bottles. His last words are rumoured to be: ‘Thank you, Odilon, for getting the beer.’
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As most of you know Steph & I are moving to Kefalonia, Greece. We will be in the Baildon Club, Baildon on 18th May from 8pm & would love it if you could come & say goodbye. DJ & dancing, but no grub - sorry!! Feel free to retweet to any footy players I may have lost touch with.
It's worth a go. Please pass it on.
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Looks like we may have found the starting point for our European tour!!
Slovenia is the most tractor-dense country in the world, with 57.4 per 1000 people.
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Thomas the tank engine, the meth years...
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In Ancient Rome, the rapper DMX was known as ‘510’.
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To win would have been predictable, this way it's poetry. Yes there could have been glory, but this gives more; you raised our expectations, gave us hope, let us dream. Thank you.@GarethSouthgate #ENGCRO
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Maradona celebrates the Di Maria goal. #FRAARG
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Like the mouldy "in date" Tortelloni @LidlUK
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