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Astro Tea Report

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Astrology breakdowns and shit talker for reality tv and sports ✨| main account @j_j444_ suspended 🙄|♓️sun ♉️moon ♍️rising | your girl’s favorite girl 🏳️‍🌈

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Before hopping in my mentions trying to educate me about racism, microaggressions and stereotypes, at least have your facts and know what the fuck you’re talking about 💅🏾 #BB28
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Bala (@BalaPattySZN) profile pictureBala
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Devin Vassell tonight: 21 PTS (12 in 4th + OT) - 5 REB - 3 STLS
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Gotta give his old ass time to warm up every season for the last few seasons 😂
TAY CAPONE ‼️ (@TaySixO) profile pictureTAY CAPONE ‼️@TaySixO4h
When my nigga bron drop 25 on good efficiency for the first time I might drop a tear 😂 I can’t wait til he ramp up he look old as shit rn
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regan (MELODIVA STAN🎀)@regs_mwah12h
THIS IS FMUUUU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #bb28
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nakhraj (@KlNGSJESTER) profile picturenakhraj
@KlNGSJESTER8h
me trying to impress harry potter trade #BBUK
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in 30 minutes tiffany flirted with lynx, made sam wet, threatened to take rhiannas man, frightened rochelle and called phillip a back stabbing baldy. Tiffany the queen you are #bbuk
Image from Bree Van De Kamp 🇮🇪🔻 (@matriarchybaby)
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Let’s gooo way to close it out ‼️ #porvida
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LeBron has gotten off to slow starts just about every season for the past few seasons. Give his old ass time to warm up
Barry (@BarryOnHere) profile pictureBarry
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LeBron is the best basketball player ever, but it looks like he’s finally done. Best case scenario he gets a 2015 Peyton type ring and rides off into the sunset.
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ً 📯 (@OGoatAnunobyy) profile picture
ً 📯@OGoatAnunobyy5h
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ً 📯 (@OGoatAnunobyy) profile pictureً 📯@OGoatAnunobyy5h
bro iq spinning with scottie LMAOOOOO
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whristan
@whristan1Oct 17
My hometown redeemed itself ❤️🏀
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Funmilàyö (@LayoChristina) profile pictureFunmilàyö@LayoChristina9h
Personally, Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard doesn’t get enough credit for being the greatest reality TV star of all time. She ALWAYS understands the assignment! #BBUK
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Funmilàyö@LayoChristina9h
Personally, Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard doesn’t get enough credit for being the greatest reality TV star of all time. She ALWAYS understands the assignment! #BBUK
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BBUK Live Chat
@bbuk_discord9h
She's not even been in the house an hour and is already ICONIC ✨ #BBUK 💬 Chat along with us: discord.gg/bbuk
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Kevín
@KevOnStageOct 28
I just genuinely love being Black.
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Ru (@nottTHATrudy) profile pictureRu
@nottTHATrudy18h
Sick of yall 🤣
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Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) profile pictureShams Charania
@ShamsCharania13h
Indiana Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton has sustained a left hamstring strain and will miss time, sources tell ESPN. Pacers doctors and Haliburton are now gathering a clear timeline.
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Big Brother UK
@bbuk17h
Sneak Peek 🫣 Tiffany Pollard's return spooks Housemates as the HBIC has a bone to pick with the Hierarchy 🫨 #BBUK
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humi ©️@doyouhavechargeOct 28
shit just gets funnier and funnier when they start respecting his authority
whristan (@whristan1) profile picturewhristan
@whristan1Oct 27
Reffing at LA fitness
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museofthesun@solarystixOct 26
He starting to lose some of his belly from all the cardio
bum (@BattleRapBum) profile picturebum
@BattleRapBumOct 26
taxed sum white boys for an eighth
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Hater Report
@HaterReportOct 28
Malik Beasley will enter a guilty plea for GAMBLING on Dec. 9 Here he is going coast-to-coast with 5 seconds left like his LIFE DEPENDED ON IT just to cut the lead from 9 to 7. 😭 The spread was +8.5
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hymn duncan
@hymnduncanOct 28
Are we witnessing Wemby finally realize he can pull from midrange whenever he wants? Is he finally enlightened?????
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