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Bron finally on a team where he ain’t gotta carry the weight, and when he sits down, we ain’t down 20 pts before he come back in. I used to pray for times like this. 🥹🤣
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Honestly praying for him. Everybody wants to do pranks and Content for their gain. TBH people don’t be feeling like all that. The guy literally told him he didn’t have time for jokes and he continued to bother him. Shit ain’t funny. You doing shit for likes and ppl tryna live.
This broke me. Find this man. Find him and I will personally fundraise for him.
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THIS IS FMUUUU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #bb28
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in 30 minutes tiffany flirted with lynx, made sam wet, threatened to take rhiannas man, frightened rochelle and called phillip a back stabbing baldy. Tiffany the queen you are #bbuk
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😭😭😭😭😭
bro iq spinning with scottie LMAOOOOO
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My hometown redeemed itself ❤️🏀
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Personally, Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard doesn’t get enough credit for being the greatest reality TV star of all time. She ALWAYS understands the assignment! #BBUK
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She's not even been in the house an hour and is already ICONIC ✨ #BBUK 💬 Chat along with us: discord.gg/bbuk
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I just genuinely love being Black.
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Sneak Peek 🫣 Tiffany Pollard's return spooks Housemates as the HBIC has a bone to pick with the Hierarchy 🫨 #BBUK
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shit just gets funnier and funnier when they start respecting his authority
Reffing at LA fitness
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He starting to lose some of his belly from all the cardio
taxed sum white boys for an eighth
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Malik Beasley will enter a guilty plea for GAMBLING on Dec. 9 Here he is going coast-to-coast with 5 seconds left like his LIFE DEPENDED ON IT just to cut the lead from 9 to 7. 😭 The spread was +8.5
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Are we witnessing Wemby finally realize he can pull from midrange whenever he wants? Is he finally enlightened?????
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because he’s Paige Bueckers white & not Caitlin Clark white
The most hyped American basketball prospect since LeBron James is doing this at 19 years old. And he’s white. How does he not have a Caitlin Clark type following? Lol
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Living in the south has changed my narrative on voting, slightly. In CA you vote. Never feel the effects. At all. In the south it’s like immediate. The racial tension so high you can feel the disproportion or normalcy immediately. Ts matters out here.
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BREAKING: Oklahoma City's Jalen Williams has a dislocated left ankle and fractured fibula; Cason Wallace has a torn labrum in his left shoulder. Both will undergo surgery and be sidelined for several months -- most, if not the entire season.
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Awwww, life comes at you fast when you spent all summer saying they didn’t do anything wrong 🥺🥺🥺🥺. Now they’re making you eat crow because they don’t even like the presentation of themselves that they’re watching back. There’s enough of you racist ass kissers telling them it’s ok to not apologize, so the fact that they’re still doing it should tell you something. Sucks to sucks losers #BB28
This whole "apologize to Taylor" tour is getting ridiculous now. Has she apologized to anyone for things that she's said? 🙄let's be so for real now #bb28
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Y’all can keep your deep dives and whatnot. I will happily take Heavy Crown Network’s interview with Taylor and LaLa instead. The discussion about microaggressions and race is the polar opposite to what we’ve seen on other podcasts. It’s much more insightful. #bb28 @HeavyCrownNet
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My parents may be a lot of things, but bigots they were not. I had some messed-up experiences in my childhood, but I’m grateful I didn’t have to deal with misogyny, self-hatred, bootlicking, or punching down on queer folks.
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