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@aug24@toot.community Artificial == made by humans. Ergo we are all artificial intelligences. Except Brexiters, obviously; they’re just artificial. Justin.

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King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £350m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed. One coronation wasn’t enough so on July 5th he has one in Scotland. Like if he doesn’t need another coronation RT if you want the Monarchy gone
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Cannot believe 21st century Britain has just had an election where there are accounts of "thousands" of people not being allowed to vote, because they didn't have the right ID. Voter fraud was never a problem before. Why have we solved a non-problem by inventing a new one?
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Thank god I kept that bunting from the jubilee last year
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Replying to @PFriedling @Timcast
A) yes thank you we know that. BTW I’m coauthor of the 1st paper you list ? 🙄 CO₂ increases plant photosynthesis, that’s good CO₂ warms the planet, that’s bad CO₂ acidifies the ocean, that’s also bad. One forcing, CO₂, can have more than one effect.
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Replying to @DominicRaab
"I was forced to write this, otherwise I would have resigned months ago"
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Replying to @BethRigby
Raab is probably busy giving Sunak a massive wedgie
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Getting desperate. PLEASE can you RT and appeal to @TwitterSupport. I’ve been through all the proper channels and I don’t know how to prove my @mcabournsmith account is me. The loss of platform is pretty disastrous. Help me friends (especially ones who know my irl email)
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For instance adults should be able to answer simple questions like: "If you are thousands of maths teachers short of required numbers + you've cut real terms pay for 13 years + then you introduce a policy that requires thousands more maths teachers how likely is it to succeed?"
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Replying to @TheUnwokeChap
Siri, show me a man with erectile dysfunction
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Replying to @Loriagne2
Wouldn't it be newsworthy to report an occasion where Johnson actually told the truth if such an occurrence has ever happened which is highly unlikely
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Replying to @johnredwood
If Jesus had been a Tory the loaves and fishes would have gone to cronies, the temples sold off to the moneylenders and the eye of a needle a mile wide.
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I’m old enough to remember when they claimed Brexit was about “Global Britain” not “You’re trapped on this island so make the most of it”.
Why not take a holiday break in the UK to avoid the delays into France? Plenty of great places to stay.
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Me every April Fools
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"Let's try again. If you had 400 beans from your nearest trading partners, but now you get 8 from the other side of the world, how many beans do you have?"
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My God, how did these people get passed the audience selection process? Presumably when they were asked whether any of them had ever been members of National Action or Patriotic Alternative, they lied and said yes.
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Replying to @ofgem @thetimes
I think you’re unaware that you don’t regulate journalism, just like you’re unaware you should be regulating energy companies.
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The whole purpose of the Tory plan to deal with ASB isn't about ASB. It's to stop the outward signs of poverty, inequality & crumbling services from being visible. If you can't see homeless people begging or bored kids with no hope hanging around, they mustn't exist, right?
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#GPT4 saved my dog's life. After my dog got diagnosed with a tick-borne disease, the vet started her on the proper treatment, and despite a serious anemia, her condition seemed to be improving relatively well. After a few days however, things took a turn for the worse 1/
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