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Replying to @pmdfoster @Sime0nStylites
Science cannot lead you unless you first tell it where you want to go.
Boris and co need to tell us what priorities they specified to “the science”, and equally importantly, when.
Replying to @bengoldacre
@bengoldacre Ben, I recently heard you on the radio talking about expanding your data platform. I was in touch when you launched it, for a dev ops contract role. I'd still be thrilled to be involved with such a cool and worthwhile project. Need another pair of hands?
I’ve just got a cheque for nearly 100 quid from a company called Certas Energy for the oil I bought from them a decade ago.
Fuck me, I must make a note never ever to even consider doing business with Vodafone ever ever ever.
Just rewatched Wait Until Dark (1967), to show the kids, coincidentally starting the recently late Alan Arkin.
Superb, all round. Would love to see it on the stage one day. The light/dark sequences must be fantastic in a theatre.
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@ScottKAndrews ^^ this is why my word rules out as much as it rules in :)
Still laughing at the idea that @Miss_Snuffy is so poor an educationalist that she doesn’t know who Aslan is.
We live to see it. My MPs already announced he’d rather quit than lose. Going to make sure he’s first in line for the lucrative post-politics roles - if there are any.
Senior Tories fear mass exodus from parliament as dozens of MPs set to quit theguardian.com/politics/202…
Sunak: Zak, you need to apologise to the committee
Goldsmith: I’d rather resign!
S: Go on then
G: I RESIGN
G: But over the environment..!
Public: Pull the other one
G: No, really! I would have been happy to apologise
P: Go on then
G: I apologise
P: Nah, still don’t believe you
Eh? I? retweeted
King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £350m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed.
One coronation wasn’t enough so on July 5th he has one in Scotland.
Like if he doesn’t need another coronation
RT if you want the Monarchy gone
That is brilliant. The kind of cartoon that is put in history books in fifty years time.
Tomorrow's @Independent cartoon... #ThamesWater #RishiSunak #FatCats #Sewage #SewageScandal #PrivatisedProfit #SocialisedLosses #NationaliseWater
Just spent ages on the phone to renew car insurance because the credit card they kept on file was no longer valid - so they wanted to charge me twenty quid “for the failed payment”.
If I use a duff card in a shop do they ask for more money when I pay with a different card? No!
So, the Thames Water dividends that maintained the share price were entirely funded by debt, and now the company is worthless due to the debt, but the original shareholders are rich….
Does that mean that Thames Water is fundamentally a Ponzi scheme?!
Blimey. Thatcherism.
Government argues that the Rwanda plan might save more money than it costs because it would deter people from coming to the UK for asylum.
What kind of fuckery is this?
It’s May’s “hostile environment” redux.









