@Average_Joe67

Genuine people, tekkie stuff, Martial Arts, my Dog, and fun cars. My kids are grown so I get to do what I want, and you can't stop me

 Fort Worth, Texas
Joined March 2023
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How many freaking times do I have to say not interested in that Megan Fox blue pill ad. It’s like a virus that keeps coming back
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Tolbert’s in grapevine to eat the worlds best chili and see some local music
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I've never done it, but this is what I imagine a hit of LSD will make you see
Growing Up Retro
@GrowingUpRetroOct 19
Son: Hey Dad, was music really better when you were younger? Me: Son, we had an entire generation growing up with music so good that 50 years later, we're still turning up the volume when it comes on. Here, let me show you what I mean.
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I'm a pickin, and you're a grinnin
Super 70s Sports
@Super70sSportsOct 19
The official musical duo of “I’m at my grandparents’ house and they’re into this shit. And now I think maybe I’m into it a little too.”
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I saw this movie. Old Biff stole the car and gave the sports almanac to young Biff who then got rich and ruined Hill Valley
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaughOct 16
🔥 BREAKING: The Tesla Roadster just DROVE UPSIDE DOWN and LEVITATED on its way down off a vertical ramp EPIC!!! Elon, SpaceX and Tesla OUTDID THEMSELVES! That is SURREAL. @ElonMusk: "Well — it worked!"
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I hope his 72 virgins are all big nosed bad teeth fat pigs
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaughOct 8
🚨 WOW! SecWar Pete Hegseth just announced the firing squad execution of Fort Hood Islamist terrorist Nidal Hasan will be **PUBLIC** At the SAME time and place where Hasan carried out the attack. "We'll make sure that people are able to watch it. That it's public. Because people need to understand that there's serious consequences for these types of things!" "He's gonna get a firing squad of soldiers. As it should be." @JackPosobiec: Did he make any final requests? HEGSETH: "Don't care. We'll see him on December 3rd." 🥶 Hasan m*rdered 13 people at Fort Hood in 2009 while yelling "Allahu Akbar" and wounded more than 30 others He was sentenced to death in 2013 and then sat on death row for over a DECADE. The Acting Sec. of the Army made it official The victims' families finally get JUSTICE 🙏🏻 Our SecWar is stone COLD when it comes to traitors like this who take American lives. @RealAmVoice
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a chick to marry him and she said no. So the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and hunted and fished and drank beer and snorted coke off strippers tits and had lots of money and farted and left the toilet seat up. The End
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How about if he survives the firing squad, just let him bleed out and don't try to keep him alive?
Fox News
@FoxNewsOct 6
BREAKING: President Trump approves execution by Army firing squad for Nidal Hasan, convicted of killing 13 people and wounding 32 in the 2009 Fort Hood attack.
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He was by far my favorie. He spoke in tongues and encouraged you to feel the spirit coming through the plastic in your TV. But most of all, give him at least a thousand dollars to help with that 5th new BMW he needed to serve God
Jeff@JMcNutty23Sep 1
Who was your favorite televangelist? I was always partial to Robert Tilton. Batshit insane. My best friend got in a call on his show and they sent him a free Robert Tilton board game! 😂😂🤡 #GrifterScumbags
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A really great post that just doesn’t stop giving.
TechOperator (Tim)
@TechOperatorSep 26
Supporting slave labor is OK if you only do it a little. 🤣
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Hey Mom. take me and my friends home from a baseball game. We will get in the back and look backwards while cars almost smash into us and kill us.
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F’n nasty. A used tampon with barbecue sauce
💥LoLo💥
@ZOrtiz9919Sep 23
Who here can say they've never eaten a McRib. Raise Your ✋️
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I would like to formally announce that I am the undisputed King of Losing These Bag Clips Take clip off plastic bag Reach in bag and get some of product inside Clip then vanishes into another dimension Every. Single. Time You may think you are good, but you are not at my level
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I was the designated 3rd down running back. Guys at school would get in a 3rd and long and give it to me to get them a first down.
Vince Langman
@LangmanVinceSep 17
Who else is old enough to remember playing countless hours on this classic electronic football game?
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Average Joe retweeted
Gun’z
@thehateboatSep 15
Some people never had to suck it up after getting pegged in the face with a red dodgeball and it shows!!
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Reggie Jackson would launch a bomb off you and then kick your sorry ass after he crossed home plate.
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Get an EV and don’t worry about this
KTLA
@KTLASep 7
Roughly 2,400 stolen catalytic converters were recovered and five people were arrested Thursday during a series of raids across Los Angeles and Orange counties targeting a local theft ring, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Department.
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And it made for a great SNL Skit.
Old School Eddie
@Old_SchoolEddieAug 31
Did anyone ever get a haircut from the Flowbee growing up? 😂 Do you know it is still sold? Now it costs around 200 bucks! 👀
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When they ask "When was America ever great?" I think of pictures like this and smile.
🤖 Made with AI
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Someone watched Smokey and the Bandit and said, ‘What if we did it with PBR and no Trans Am?'
ABC7 Eyewitness News
@ABC7Aug 28
A truck carrying an estimated 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer was stolen in Montclair in what may be the biggest beer heist ever. The stolen truck was loaded with what is equivalent to more than 50,000 cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon. abc7ne.ws/6Fi322
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