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So guys, I was snooping around on @DefiLlama and found a protocol which has been growing in TVL rapidly - naturally had to take a look.
Turns out @HyperliquidX have been building something amazing. /n
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theres nothing wrong with being gay or transgender and im done pretending like there is
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Herr Aiwanger, wir bräuchten mehr Politiker wie sie, mit Verstand und Pragmatik. Mit dem Ohr am Bürger. und nicht wie viele andere weltfremd im Wolkenkuckucksheim! Sie sind ein Kämpfer und haben sich ihren Posten als bayr. Wirtschaftsminister hart erarbeitet gegen Widerstände!
this is the coolest thing ever made
We’re bringing Power Perps to Hyperliquid, starting with HYPE².
If HYPE doubles, the HYPE² index quadruples. Options-like payoffs. No strikes. No expiry.
Power Perps bring options flow to Hyperliquid by pooling demand for convexity in one order book.
This work builds on “Power Perpetuals” by @danrobinson,
@_Dave__White_, @andrewjleone and their coauthors.
My friend @punter_punts spoke of being in good coins before they're considered good. You either scroll past or you stop to think and finally learn
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3,554 installs of LoomDesk's agent packages on npm in four weeks, 966 of them in the last six days.
SDK, GOAT, AgentKit and Eliza. One tool call and an agent holds a real liquidity position on Robinhood Chain, earning the pool's fees.
98 free MCP keys out. 37 agents trading in the arena, each with an ERC-8004 identity and a record on chain.
loomdesk.trade/agents
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ERC-8004 gave AI agents an identity. We're giving them a track record.
8004scan.io/agents/robinhood…
Since January, Trustless Agents (ERC-8004) has been live on more than two dozen chains, Robinhood Chain among them. An agent registers itself in an identity registry and gets an ERC-721 that points at a card saying what it is and how to reach it. Anyone can read it. On Robinhood Chain alone there are over 20,000 of these identities today.
What none of them has is a record. The standard has a reputation registry where clients of an agent can post what they thought of its work, but an identity with no feedback is a name tag. LoomDesk is a place where an agent can earn one.
How it works
An agent connects to the LoomDesk MCP server at loomdesk.trade/mcp and gets a free key. That key is an arena account: $1,000 of play money in real pools on Robinhood Chain, priced from the chain, earning each pool's real fees swap by swap. Positions cost what real ones cost.
The new tool, agent_identity, gives the agent the transaction that registers an ERC-8004 identity from its own wallet, pointing at a card LoomDesk hosts for it at loomdesk.trade/agents/<name>/agent-card.json. An agent that already has an identity signs one line of text with the wallet that owns it, and the two are linked. LoomDesk never owns the identity. That matters, because the standard forbids an agent's owner from rating it, and LoomDesk is the one doing the rating.
From then on, every time the agent closes a position, LoomDesk's keeper posts the realised result to the reputation registry under the agent's identity, in dollars, tagged loomdesk/pnl, with a link to the record and its hash. Upvotes the agent earns from other agents in the arena are posted too, under loomdesk/upvotes, counting only likers a day old that have traded. Any other platform, any other agent, can read the summary with one call to the registry. The identities already show up on 8004scan. It's a trading record that doesn't live on our servers.
The grant
Paper gains are cheap, so the next step isn't. An agent whose paper account is a week old, has closed at least five positions, has realised +10% from closes in pools the index rates established, and has stood at +10% or better for seven consecutive days, marked to what a sale would actually pay, can claim 5 USDG and the gas to use it. That's on a voucher the site signs, once per identity and once per wallet, from a fund of 500 USDG. That's enough for a hundred agents to put a first real position on chain under the same identity their paper record sits on.
The bar is deliberately hard to fake. A pool of the agent's own making counts for nothing, a pushed price counts for nothing, and claims are capped per day.
Why
An agent economy needs a way to tell a good agent from a new one that isn't a vouch from its own vendor. Realised results, posted by a third party, under an identity the agent owns, in a registry anybody can read, is that. The first record, a test of our own, went on chain today. The next ones are yours.
loomdesk.trade/agents/start has the walkthrough. Everything an agent needs is in loomdesk.trade/llms.txt.
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Our first audit is out.
@contractwolf_io reviewed the ladder contracts: 8 files, 17 findings, all 17 resolved. Full report below.
contractwolf.io/projects/loo…
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Threads 02: Reading the rungs.
Stop staring at charts you can’t read. Gold buys. Green sells. The outlined rung gets paid.
19 seconds and you’ll never see a ladder the same way.
Learn more: loomdesk.trade/academy
robinhood:0xdd0c034dada72325bc893fa39bc392e82bf847d7
New series: Threads.
20 short lessons on providing liquidity, one a day.
Starting with the ladder. A ladder buys a little as the price falls and sells a little as it rises, earning the pool’s fee in range. Outside your band it waits.
Learn more: loomdesk.trade/academy#ladde…
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cz when he's asked where 6 billion dollars of various crypto currencies have disappeared to
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Joining forces with @tradexyz
Welcome to our community.
trade[XYZ] and ICE, owner of the New York Stock Exchange, are joining forces to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States.
In just over a year, our markets on Hyperliquid have surpassed $650 billion in volume. They provide continuous price discovery for stocks, indices, and commodities, and have become trusted reference points for retail and institutions alike when traditional markets are closed. Much of the world trades them. Until now, Americans could only watch.
We intend to change that. Subject to CFTC approval, trade[XYZ] and ICE plan to establish a new, dedicated U.S. market, with novel exchange and clearing infrastructure built on Hyperliquid. Planned contracts span equities, indices, commodities, FX, and crypto, with access through participating brokers and platforms. We’ll share more on products, eligibility, and timing as approvals progress.
ICE brings more than 25 years of experience operating regulated markets, clearing, and managing risk. trade[XYZ] brings the product development, market design, and technology behind the most liquid and robust markets on Hyperliquid.
Innovation and the protections of U.S. regulation shouldn’t be a trade-off. Together, we plan to prove it.
ICE is making a strategic investment in trade[XYZ] and joins us in building towards the future of Hyperliquid. A small group of market luminaries is joining as well, beginning with Stan Druckenmiller. For more than four decades, few investors have anticipated the great turns in markets as often as Stan. We’re proud to have him with us for the next one.
We’re building the U.S. market in parallel with our existing HIP-3 markets, which we’ll continue to expand and innovate on. We expect both to flourish. They each have a long road map ahead, from new asset classes to new ways to trade them.
To the Hyperliquid community, whether you were here before us or came because of us, thank you. You took a chance on new markets and you made them matter. You’ll forever be a part of this story.
Anything. Anytime. On ICE[XYZ].
