🌉 Bay Area 🦺 @FatRatMafia / https://teapawt.org/t.co/ga0E3ZL6PF
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bottom of their website they have a capybara logo?
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solana:6QUHcqYuiPRHxhnYZoygewXtNQr9kUrhc9Tmwgtbpump Thesis 🚀 🤖
$RAM trades at ~$57.3k mc with $19.6k liquidity and $419k 24h volume
Contract is clean 👀 :
- authorities None
- LP 100% locked
- max retail bag 4.3%
- holders ~2,410
• Setup: MC $57k
· Liq $20k
· Vol/MC ~7×
· Contract clean
• Edge: Recognizable name + real news trigger
CA: 6QUHcqYuiPRHxhnYZoygewXtNQr9kUrhc9Tmwgtbpump
Narrative 🔥 📝
On Oct 29–30, 2026, Sam Altman (@sama) said on the Cheeky Pint podcast that it is “quite terrible” for people to hold DRAM in personal computers (used ~5% of the time) when AI data centers need maximum utilization.
Gizmodo ran the satirical headline “All the RAM Should Belong to Me, So I Can Charge People to Use It.”
The story is real news:
teapawt.org/beffjezos/status/21168…
teapawt.org/naiivememe/status/2116…
$RAM
Sam Altman said ALL ram should belong to him
hes gonna get in trouble for this.
send a meme.
Ram Altman
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Lazarus group?
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Imagine stealing $6.3 BILLION in just 20 minutes.
And instead of becoming the richest criminal in history, you’re doing it for North Korea.
This is Lazarus Group.
Probably the most dangerous hacking organization in the world.
Their history is insane.
2016
- attempts to steal $1B from Bangladesh Bank
- manages to get away with $81M
2017
- WannaCry ransomware
- hundreds of thousands of computers infected
2022
- Ronin Bridge hacked
- $625M stolen
- attack started with a fake job offer
2024
- WazirX: $235M
- DMM Bitcoin: $308M
February 2025
- Bybit loses $1.46 BILLION
- hackers compromise Safe{Wallet}
- FBI confirms North Korean involvement
October 29, 2026
- a Binance DevOps engineer’s laptop is reportedly compromised
- attackers gain access to internal infrastructure
- 50 EIP-7702 authorizations submitted
one successful authorization is enough
20 minutes later
- $3.79B stolen on Ethereum
- $1.47B in Bitcoin
- $628M on Tron
- $296M on XRP Ledger
- funds drained across 10 blockchains
$6.36 BILLION.
Binance and stablecoin issuers manage to freeze approximately $3B
But the attackers still control 420,000 ETH and 18,270 BTC.
$2.4 BILLION.
According to US authorities, this stolen money helps finance North Korea’s nuclear and missile programs.
We’re talking here about an operation backed by an entire country.
And one compromised laptop may have been enough to make the biggest crypto theft in history.
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This is the team that will make sure the entire world gets their hands on some retardatide.
Special thanks to @EliLillyandCo & @elonmusk
