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SoCal ✈️ ATL
Joined March 2018
The word “spaghetti” be tearing little kids up 😂. They always say “pssghetti”
Ochocinco had the CUTEST moment when his daughter came on the show and he proudly told Shannon Sharpe and Iso Joe that he did her HAIR himself, but neither of them could BELIEVE IT 😭❤️ “I eliminate all expenses… I do hair, nails, makeup” 😭
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Take my knee twin 💔
🚨 BREAKING: Anthony Edwards will undergo an arthroscopic procedure on his knee and will miss "up to two months," per @ShamsCharania
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because he’s Paige Bueckers white & not Caitlin Clark white
The most hyped American basketball prospect since LeBron James is doing this at 19 years old. And he’s white. How does he not have a Caitlin Clark type following? Lol
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soldiers looked at lockets as motivation 2 get back home
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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Within great cheapness , great ingenuity is born
Ochocinco stuns the #Nightcap crew by revealing he is the one who styles his daughter's hair 💀😭 Shannon Sharpe: "You did that?" Ocho: "Who did your hair? Show me your hair, show me your hair." Ocho’s Daughter: "Daddy." Joe: "You did that? Ocho: “Man, come on, man... You know kids don't lie. I eliminate ALL expenses" 💀😭 Joe: "You didn't, you done brainwashed her or something, Ocho." Yall believe Ocho? (via @NightcapShow_ )
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soon as fanduel see me place a bet, i know they be texting the players " don’t do none of this shit " 🫩
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"Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own."
I know there’s nigga that got paid yesterday but cant even buy themselves a KFC meal because they overburdened themselves by choosing to be providers. Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.
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this is unbelievable slander
If you celebrated the last Jayden Daniels win by having sex with your wife the baby would already be crawling
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Oh she has an appetite for destruction
Send her $740 for lunch today. She deserves it.
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Harry taught me a million things about playing safety. I taught him how to hit the lightskin face 🎬😂
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Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” 👀🍑 “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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The hoe in you talking to you like the Green Goblin mask
bra … i wanna be single but i get treated great , i have no reason to wanna break up .. im irritated !!!
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"Nigga I could've went to the Dream game"
she cussing that bum out telepathically 😭😭😭
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Glad y’all had this talk. Time to break up sadly.
my boyfriend and i were talking about marriage when he said he wanted a prenup. i told him i didn't have a problem with that. then he explained that everything he owned before marriage would remain his, which i understood. but when i asked what would happen to the money i saved while we were married, he said we'd both keep our personal savings separate. i asked him what he thought would happen if i took time off work to have our kids, and he said...
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I heard a woman talk about her half siblings from affairs as “the physical manifestation of my mother’s pain”
I can now talk about this since time has passed. My late friend was an affair kid and I remember how she tried reaching out to her siblings and dad and they all blocked her. When she died from an accident, I informed them of her passing and not even her dad came to the burial.
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One day we gon talk about how uncomfortable wigs, lashes and nails are.
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I need to know what the Japanese did to make the French THIS mad
Le premier mec a ouvrir un business de cordes au japon
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Just pretend like it’s Super Bowl Sunday.
So we’re just supposed to raw dog a Sunday tomorrow without Josh Allen football?
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