Your expectations are unrealistic. Crypto’s resident realtor.

Not the US of A
Joined July 2016
I usually just lurk and shitpost with this account. But now that everyone’s getting filthy rich, I’m gonna start putting out real estate advice to keep you that way. The #crypto anons have taught me so much and I want to return the favor. DM’s are open too. Tip # 1
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Here comes the 5% rally cause we live in retardoland
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Whelp I didn’t think the shoulder would break down that fast. Good job asshats.
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//JoeMomma retweeted
a clarification for anyone finding this account for the first time: this has always been my handle, and i am not @blknoiz06 (Zion Thomas), the well-known solana trader. i’m an independent market participant sharing my own views, observations, research, and analysis. the content posted here reflects my own thinking, my own interpretations of market conditions, and my own perspective on the opportunities and risks i see. this account is not affiliated with @blknoiz06, nor is it intended to represent anyone else. nothing posted here should be attributed to another individual simply because we share the name ansem. i believe ideas should be evaluated on their own merit. in a market driven by narratives, personalities, and constant speculation, it’s easy to associate an opinion with a name before considering the actual reasoning behind it. i’d rather let the analysis speak for itself. if you’re here for market perspectives, crypto discussions, and independent observations, you’re in the right place. same handle, different person, independent perspective. sending love to everyone reading this. welcome.
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Thanks guys
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Literally triggered stop loss by .02 🫪😭🫪
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Watch them run it back 150 pts this weekend
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They want to dump this so bad and honestly so do I, which makes me think we speed run higher this weekend into a Monday fiasco. We need a hero right now
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They got squiggles!
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Come on nerds. Rally into the weekend
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Does everyone else’s colonists pop up on the log in page like this? @ParallelColony
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The crook promoting the crook
The fate of Texas and America is at stake. Vote for @KenPaxtonTX today.
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Things are gonna get spicy this season @ParallelColony
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Hey dickheads. How bout you hurry up and buy
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Took 2 tries for the black hole sump pump but I finally got a legendary!! @ParallelColony
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I got a new water bottle thingy and it doesn’t fit in my cup holder Its ogre 😫
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Don’t take housing advice from someone who’s under 30 and never owned a home. Especially when they have no fucking clue about construction standards
Replying to @rarejpeg
no that's the "average price" 1. most those houses are absolute shit boxes that are 50 years old that cost $25k when they were first built 2. that "average" accounts for all the dead end midwest and southern states that are literally impoverished in most areas if you want to live in a state that actually has jobs, industry, etc even an average house is gonna cost you near a mil and a decent one that's not old as fuck and that's in a good neighborhood with a yard in the back will run you 2 to 3 mil easily and that same house you could have bought for 350k 20 years ago
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Don’t even know why I bother. Old ct would have just kept top blasting until the shorts ran out of money. Now, the cabal just rinses and repeats everyday and yall to scared to do anything about it
You guys suck at this
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You guys suck at this
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No, we hate him cause he’s a trust fund baby larping as a poor who made it
The level of hate flood is getting is comical honestly Bro is doing it publicly, yet they still hate on him He was right, and he has been right consistently So what really is the beef? You don't like smack talk Did you never play sports? This is a perfect example of what defines a market, opposing views. Yet it seems like many that are vocal wont even take the other side of the trade which tbh, you shouldn't speak on the man then
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Somebody is figuring out new tricks @ParallelColony
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