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The bad girl's guide to good housekeeping.

Dallas, Texas
Joined April 2009
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We'd love to see you do the Sausage Samba this year at Meat Fight! @TheWeightSaint #MF2014!
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Replying to @sonofconan
HOLY EFF BALLS. Someone call @TheMAURYShow @SonofConan Booked my trip to #Dallas. I'm on my way, dad. #OBrienOffspring
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Big shout out to #PM2013 doing good for local #dallas arts magnets. youtu.be/cUZpdfTDzNc
Everyone who clicks "vote" on this link five times gets six baby two-legged chihuahuas. marthastewart.com/americanma…
Oh, hey, we're not dead! We've just been ogling ourselves in these badass mirrors: field-day.net/
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@VictorsnSpoils Entitlement is cancer. Work ethic opens doors. You can fetch coffee & sell work on the same day; neither negates the other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've seen it. But for those that haven't, enter this & get a butter sculpture in your likeness! bit.ly/16WFh3z
New on BHG - A golden nugget that's far cooler than that pile of bricks in Vegas. Check out Lil' Fuckers: Overtime: badderhomesandgardens.com/
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Oh, you've already seen this? Don't care. Still funny. twitpic.com/cb3n3c
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New on BHG - Er'erybody in the club gettin' douche-y: badderhomesandgardens.com
Neutral Milk Hotel is holding me hostage. I can't eat or shower. Please send help.
@joshkeown Is this a thing you know about? Because this should be a thing you know about. buzzfeed.com/kristah6/nothin…
Turns out @blakegriffin's dop-purr-ganger is up for adoption at @PetSmart.
New on BHG - I'm good at spelling buy I Suc at Nurturing: badderhomesandgardens.com/20…
PSA: Watch @anthonyjeselnik on @ComedyCentral tonight as a remedy to and/or cause of both HIV and cobwebbed vaginas.
I've found it. The stupidest article of "clothing" ever. nastygal.com/sale_shop-by-pr…