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Replying to @Rappenem
Good to keep on hand for emergencies. They’re super cheap. Here’s mine.
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Here we can see folks, SpaceX trying to fix the ship for tomorrow's Flight 8:
@FelixSchlang @Space_Time3
Up... and back down??🤨
Seems like there was something suboptimal during a Starship stacking attempt just a moment ago!
Awaiting further instructions... wai.to/LIVE
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I don't know about you, but I don't want my tax-dollars going to male circumcision in Mozambique.
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Replying to @FringedCanuck @Tablesalt13
Alberta will rise up first. Then Saskatchewan. And the rest will topple like dominoes.
Support an Albertan Referendum on Canadian Statehood.
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Replying to @ztisdale
Because of the backlash to statehood, we’re going to import all of Canada’s wealthy capitalists and tariff the hell out of anyone left.
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AfD is not far right. Are the Tories far right for supporting Brexit?
How about this POV: Half of the German electorate voted for a Conservative government, however the coalition formed will not be a Conservative one.
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Replying to @ztisdale @PierrePoilievre
The only perspective that makes sense is one that includes our extraterrestrial holdings and equatorial launch sites.
Elon confirmed Starship will be launching to Mars during the next transfer window in 2026. teapawt.org/america/status/1850339…
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Soon
Consistent with President @realDonaldTrump’s instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week.
Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.
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BREAKING: President Donald Trump confirms that he will be going to personally inspect Fort Knox with Elon Musk.
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Consistent with President @realDonaldTrump’s instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week.
Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.
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BREAKING: The President of Congo just offered the United States ownership of his country's minerals to entice President Trump to put an end to the war backed by Rwanda.
Congo holds more than half the world's Cobalt and Colton. They also have substantial deposits of Gold, Copper, Tin, Lithium, etc. China currently has a considerable influence in Congo's mineral sector, and before them, it was the Europeans.
The United States is also one of the most mineral-rich countries in the world, with more reserves being discovered frequently. It's unclear whether President Trump would want a deal like this. But owning some of their minerals in exchange for security is at least far better than what we currently get for protecting Europe (NOTHING).
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Canada is under Communist occupation.
Trump and the Americans view the "51st State" as a liberation operation.
This is on top of the economic and military benefits of having Canada join the Union.
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Earlier today, the U.S. Space Force quietly released the first ever in-orbit photo from Boeing’s X-37, a highly secretive reusable robotic spacecraft fielded by the DOD.
The image, taken on the X-37B's seventh mission, high over the African continent, shows the blue marble.
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There have been thousands of generations of humans, and you are alive to witness the first photo of a Sunset on another World.
This is a real photo of the sunset on Mars.
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I am honored to be confirmed as the ninth Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Thank you to President Trump and Attorney General Bondi for your unwavering confidence and support.
The FBI has a storied legacy—from the “G-Men” to safeguarding our nation in the wake of 9/11. The American people deserve an FBI that is transparent, accountable, and committed to justice. The politicalization of our justice system has eroded public trust—but that ends today.
My mission as Director is clear: let good cops be cops—and rebuild trust in the FBI.
Working alongside the dedicated men and women of the Bureau and our partners, we will rebuild an FBI the American people can be proud of.
And to those who seek to harm Americans—consider this your warning. We will hunt you down in every corner of this planet.
Mission First. America Always. Let’s get to work.
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Replying to @IterIntellectus
Interesting, this can be reproduced
teapawt.org/i/grok/share/7UDc0POzU…
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Replying to @BandwidthBeard @deputydinosaur
But gun-fighting has a strong biological use. We do not have enough things that kill off the weak and the stupid these days. But to stay alive as an armed citizen a man has to be either quick with his wits or with his hands, preferably both. It’s a good thing.























