Joined January 2023
Why does anyone care about a love affair that only involves ugly people? Some dork cheated on his nerd with a chungus. Who cares?
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The best thing about RLM is that if we found out that, say, Mike was cheating on his wife, the fandom would mostly just be shocked to find out he was married
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Ethan Klein provides an update
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Vivek Ramaswamy two weeks before Election Day:
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#BREAKING: Gambling helpline director sentenced to 10 years for stealing $1.4M to gamble.
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Israel. Proof that size really doesn't matter.
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Mike Stoklasa arriving at the George Lucas Museum of Narrative Art
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The Bucks to move their season opener from 7pm to 3pm in honor of the Brewers making the World Series. Ultimate sign of respect.
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Kasparas Jakučionis has legit potential… Rare guard prospect that works both on or off-ball. Smart cutter and accurate catch&shoot guy even off movement. But also a very slick passer that can get downhill and get to the line. Love his long term outlook.
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"Step 1: Stop playing video ga-"
Attention Young Men: I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it. Step 1: Stop playing video games Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical) Step 4: Go clean your car Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class Step 6: Go to the yoga class Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends) Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night. Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion. Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper. Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite. Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2. Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you. My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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Communist asked me for a photo at the October 7 rally in New York City then sucker punched me in the gut So I immediately delivered him an open hand to the face
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this is genuinely crazy to think about. LeBron is 7,634 days older than Labaron Philon Jr. (20 years, 10 months, 25 days) Labaron is 7,476 days older than Marvel Maxey. (20 years, 5 months, 20 days)
There’s NBA players closer in age to the baby than LeBron
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I fantasize about being asked questions
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Bobby Portis on what makes the Miami Heat so different from his other teams he’s been on: “I just think the effort and energy — ain’t no taking no plays off…you have to be ready to play…I think that’s bittersweet — that’s all I ever wanted was to play on a team full of dogs…that’s refreshing in that regard…bunch of young guys that work hard…playing against the Heat all these years — I get it now. They prepare their guys…” (via @Brendan_Tobin YT)
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𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬
@ImperiumFirstOct 2
Literally using a disabled person for clicks Expected better from Jake Future
Jake Future previews his new song “This Where I Came From” featuring SNEAKO 🔥 “This where I’m at, this where I came from.”
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WHITE PEOPLE ONLY: You wake up tomorrow and it’s only white people left. No black people. What do you do first?
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I remembered this sentence yesterday
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I’m pro-AI because I don’t have any marketable skills and I’m hoping it’ll render everyone else’s irrelevant as well
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Rightwing version of Megan Thee Stallion twerking at the Kamala campaign
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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Not only was he an incredible person, but Christian was an amazing photographer, showing the beauty that resides in all parts of the world, as he hoped to travel to as many places as possible. To see his talent, please visit his page @SeeSosa_art or seesosa.art/photography ❤️
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