my missionary work is over in yorkshire, but still plenty to do yet.

Bolton, England
Joined October 2011
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Next week, Wembley😂
I’m not sure I’ve seen a Nigel Farage press conference quite this empty
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Reform are going to have to spend some of that £72 million on buying a crowd.
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Money can’t buy you love.
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"My uncle invented radar, can you believe it?" No Donald, I can't, because he didn't. However, your uncle was a clever man. You just got the surname - and a chronically inflated ego, along with verbal diarrhoea.
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What to do with the reform paper just pushed through my letter box? @reformexposed
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Lula victory speech: "We had to overcome foreign interference through digital platforms, which we will have to regulate. We cannot have monstrously huge corporations earning millions & billions, paying no taxes to this country & trying to steer this country's election results."
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Mike Graham is a controversial character. His recent jokes about Andy Burnham’s father suffering from Alzheimer’s have landed him in hot water. Whether you love him or hate him, one thing you can’t deny is that he has devastatingly good looks and is a really handsome chap.
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I’m going to go with ‘absolutely any fucking sane person’ as the answer to this question…
Jeremy Clarkson. Who knew that he was an absolute prick? Will he apologise? Fuck no, because he’s a genuinely disgusting piece of shit.
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You were part of the most corrupt Tory gov in living memory so nobody is listening to you.You are irrelevant.
Daisy is brilliantly - and painfully - on the money….
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Jim Ratcliffe is going to find a way to blame this on the women’s team and immigrants
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Let's just remember another monumental lie from the people who brought you Brexit... #Trump
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Kemi Badenoch and Jacob Rees-Mogg, both Conservatives, criticised Andy Burnham for appearing on Gogglebox Here's Boris Johnson appearing on Eastenders when he was Mayor of London The double standards are extraordinary. When Johnson makes a television cameo, it's a bit of fun. When Burnham appears on television to support a cancer charity, suddenly it's an affront to public office. It's criticism for the sake of criticism. An opportunity to be aggressive, dismissive and unnecessarily rude, rather than acknowledge that someone is doing something worthwhile. Burnham was supporting Stand Up To Cancer. That should transcend party politics. Not everything needs to become a partisan attack. Sometimes a politician can simply do something decent without opponents desperately searching for a reason to find fault.
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It won't reach into my pocket. I've always paid my taxes on time. I'm happy for them to go after the people who don't. What's the problem? @RobertJenrick
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Poor Bobby seems to have forgotten he stood in front of the people of Newark and told them he was a Tory🤷‍♀️
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Thunder-remainer Robert Jenrick trying to deny reality on #bbclaurak You could lure him off Beachy Head with a crisp new tenner tied to the end of a fishing rod The least believable politician in Britain
Laura Kuenssberg: "Robert Jenrick, you campaigned for Remain. What changed?" Robert Jenrick: "Look Laura, you know as well as I do. I would happily cast aside ANY of my principles, if it becomes personally advantageous to do so." #bbclaurak #BBCBreakfast #Brexit
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Who’s this guy, back in 2016 saying Britain is STRONGER in Europe…oh, it’s Robert Jenrick! #BBCLauraK
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There was an awful lot of noise this week from journalists, broadcasters and commentators about Andy Burnham appearing on Gogglebox. Accusing him of not taking his role as PM seriously. Worth remembering many of them cheered this clown all the way into Downing Street @bbclaurak
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Laura Kuenssberg: "Robert Jenrick, you campaigned for Remain. What changed?" Robert Jenrick: "Look Laura, you know as well as I do. I would happily cast aside ANY of my principles, if it becomes personally advantageous to do so." #bbclaurak #BBCBreakfast #Brexit
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Ode to Mike Graham Mike is stout Mike is ugly Mike is drunk Yet he acts so smugly Mike is short Mike’s unfit Mike’s a failure He tends to talk sh*t Mike thinks concrete Grows on trees Drinks 15 pints And smells of cheese Mike is bold Mike is bad Mike has issues He is sad.😢
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