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KAMALA IS A COP. Rogue Neel Kolhatkar fan account. Underpaid yoga instructor. TAMU ‘18.

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Joined July 2009
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lord she hired laura wasser she aint playing
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republicans can't make a hit song
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So that’s it? We just never talk again? After all that?
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quero um namorado q coloque uma foto minha na carteira
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Fuck I’m not taking chances dog
IT WILL BE THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU DON'T IGNORE THE LITTLE KITTEN.
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BREAKING: Scientists discover what appear to be fossilized red blood cells inside the bones of a 115-million-year-old dinosaur.
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Cuando tienes 30 pero te dicen que pareces de veintitantos
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jesus christ
genuinely, which is worse in your opinion? 1. Taking money from AIPAC 2. Sympathizing with a man who rammed his car into a synagogue with the intention of murdering dozens of Jewish people
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Entro a Twitter y lo primero que veo es a Jacob Elordi eyaculando
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This might be the greatest video ever posted on this website
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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He made it clear. He doesn't want what you want. He's not emotionally available. His heart is closed off. He'd rather keep you close so he has someone to fall back on when he gets bored. He doesn’t communicate with you or show up for you in the ways you deserve. Yet you keep chasing after him, believing that if he finally chooses you, it will somehow heal your heart and give you the worth you've been seeking. But the truth is, you were never the one lacking, you just forgot your own value.
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boyfriend wasn’t feeling well so he kept trying to convince me that he would feel better if I rode his face
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2027 bana borçlusun ✨ manifesting
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dexter repeatedly calling al a tub of shit just to get jumped by him
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deport this nigga to the fucking shadow realm
"Your daughters are going to see male genitalia anyway, so who cares if they see it in their locker room." — Abdul El-Sayed
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“killing is a strange way to live” HARRY MORGAN AS IF THIS ISNT YOUR FAULT
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So I finally caught "You Can See Everything" last night and I never would have predicted that in a documentary about one of the worst corporate fraudsters in history and her psychopath husband that the person who would come out worst would randomly be Amanda Seyfried.
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I think I speak for everyone when I say this was Olivia's fault
Former H3 crew members @oliviuuuuhh & Ian Slater post a update on their Stan Wars Podcast since Klein/11 "It's been devastating, traumatizing to say the least"
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