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KAMALA IS A COP. Rogue Neel Kolhatkar fan account. Underpaid yoga instructor. TAMU ‘18.

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He’s freaking out. He knows he’s going to lose.
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Me, in college, in 2009: yea, just let people do what they want as long as it’s not hurting me! Me now: ok I’ve seen enough please make everything illegal
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I fucking hate the left right now.
genuinely, which is worse in your opinion? 1. Taking money from AIPAC 2. Sympathizing with a man who rammed his car into a synagogue with the intention of murdering dozens of Jewish people
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Is there an election in Canada today?
🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵GET OUT TO VOTE TODAY!🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵
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All good things come to an end. This is the final leg of our trip! We’re closing the circle and driving back to Chicago, where it all started. Our ambitious plans to visit Yellowstone and make it all the way to the West Coast won’t be possible anymore. Next time! We don’t have an exact route planned yet, but Mount Rushmore is definitely on our list. If you have any recommendations for interesting places to stop or things to see along the way, let us know!
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In the past four years Fetterman has been in office, he voted with his party 90% of the time on average. So he's not exactly a turncoat.
Of course uncle fester would weigh in. How people thought this fraud was a progressive is one of the greatest con jobs in history
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Death penalty. I can't think of a better use for it.
📍Broken Arrow, OK - FBI Charged Couple with producing CSAM Material with 2 Year Old. After a years long investigation, the FBI has announced the arrest of Dakota and Willie Horn, who are both accused of making child sexual abuse material with a 2-year-old child they were babysitting, then putting it on the dark web. Investigators say after discovering the CSAM (Child Sexual Abuse Material) on the dark web in 2022, years of digital analysis eventually helped them identify the child victim and the two suspects in Tulsa County. The FBI says in the videos, the child’s face was visible but the woman’s was not. But, the woman had a distinct tattoo on her arm and wedding ring on her finger. In 2023, investigators say they found more videos of the same victim being abused by a man with distinct freckles all over his body. Documents say in one video the child was being sexually abused by the man, and a woman can be heard saying sexual things and when the child starts crying, the woman slaps the child and says “shut up.” Investigators say they used the suspects tattoo, ring, a YouTube video playing in the background and other objects in the bedroom to help narrow their search. Investigators say they observed items in the background of the CSAM videos and matched those to pictures on Dakota and Willie’s social media pages. Investigators say they also used age progression technology and did an open image search on Facebook and Instagram, to identify the child. The suspects were arrested in Tulsa County at the end of October 2026. When questioned, Dakota admitted they had babysat the child and admitted she and her ex-husband. Willie Horn, had made the videos and said there was another victim. When questioned, Willie Horn identified Dakotas tattoos in the videos and other items, but denied knowing anything about child sexual abuse. Investigators say they arrest and prosecute people all the time who download and possess child sexual abuse material, but they say going after the people who are creating the material is virtual. They say the child sex abuse doesn’t stop after stopping the record button, the victims are re victimized every time someone views the picture or video.
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this is so fucking horrible. i hate true crime junkies so much like has this poor girl not suffered enough leave her alone omg
The surviving roommate in the Idaho student murders is asking a judge to block the release of unblurred police video showing her face — revealing in a sworn affidavit that her family has been forced to move nine times since the killings and that strangers have followed her relatives to their homes. Dylan Mortensen, who came face-to-face with a masked man believed to be Bryan Kohberger inside the King Road house after the 4 a.m. murders, now uses an alias at work, for deliveries, and even when meeting new people. Her attorney filed a motion to intervene after learning Moscow's city attorney would not challenge a judge's order granting a media company access to previously withheld police records — including interviews, photographs, and videos of Mortensen. A hearing on the matter is set for Nov. 12. Kohberger, who pleaded guilty in July 2025, is separately fighting to withdraw that plea. Full story here foxnews.com/us/michael-ruiz-…
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My 18-year old was at a friend’s last night. One of the attendees (same age) was found in the bathroom on the floor, having a seizure. My daughter yelled for someone to call 911, and they did. This is a small SW Ontario city. More than HALF AN HOUR later, the 911 people called back and said there were no ambulance teams to send and asked if he was “still okay.” “NO, HE IS STILL HAVING SEIZURES.” The ambulance never came. The kids ended up calling the boy’s mom back and told her the ambulance wouldn’t come, so she came to the house and for him and drove him herself (from out of town). What the fuck is happening.
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Haitian gang members when their opponent is an actual military instead of unarmed women and children
BREAKING: Notorious Haitian gang leader calls for peace talks after El Salvador President Nayib Bukele deploys 2,000+ troops to crush gangs & rescue 4 missing soldiers.
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Every word of this is correct.
People forget what 2018 and 2020 were like. Bad GOP years. In 2018 we were in the depths of Russiagate and the investigations into the President. Democrats were completely unified in their effort to stop Trump. Republicans were still massively divided. Women's marches were everywhere. Protests in DC nonstop. Democrats were activated, mobilized, and Trump was completely hamstrung. We came in with 53 Senate seats and held on to 51. We flipped Florida - Rick Scott defeated an incumbent Bill Nelson, and DeSantis won. We flipped Missouri and Indiana, too. In 2020 we were in the depths of COVID and peak BLM hysteria. Democrats were again incredibly activated. Mass protests everywhere. Polls were projecting a complete wipeout, and the President losing to Biden by 10+. Trump only lost the popular vote by about 4.5 points. Dems just barely held the Senate, getting only to 50 seats. What, exactly, is happening in 2026 that is driving the GOP to the worst performance since Watergate? Gas being $4.00 a gallon instead of $3.00 a gallon? I mean yeah, it's a midterm and inflation is too high. Ok. Democrats have problems EVERYWHERE, unlike anything they had in previous years. They had a rapist with the Nazi tattoo win the primary in Maine, and were forced to replace him at the last minute with the guy who came in 4th in their gubernatorial primary. Their candidate in Michigan is so repellent that his primary opponent - who got 47% of the primary vote - has endorsed the Republican. Their candidate in Alaska is likely going to face criminal charges for conspiring to defraud Alaskans of the right to vote for the candidate of their choice. Democrats everywhere are bickering and fighting. And where are the Iran War protests? Oh right they aren't happening. The "No Kings" protests are anemic. Meanwhile, Republicans have never been more institutionally behind President Trump. He's still doing rallies everywhere and pulling big audiences. That's going to lead to a D+13 environment - something we haven't seen since Watergate? Sorry I just don't believe you. It's 2026, normal people have been ignoring polls for a decade now and aren't picking up the phone for Nate Cohn. D+4, and Susan Collins and Mike Rogers defy the tide and win too because the Democrat candidates are historically bad.
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republicans can't make a hit song
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So that’s it? We just never talk again? After all that?
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quero um namorado q coloque uma foto minha na carteira
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Fuck I’m not taking chances dog
IT WILL BE THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU DON'T IGNORE THE LITTLE KITTEN.
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BREAKING: Scientists discover what appear to be fossilized red blood cells inside the bones of a 115-million-year-old dinosaur.
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Cuando tienes 30 pero te dicen que pareces de veintitantos
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jesus christ
genuinely, which is worse in your opinion? 1. Taking money from AIPAC 2. Sympathizing with a man who rammed his car into a synagogue with the intention of murdering dozens of Jewish people
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