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online I’m weird. in real life I’m also weird

Joined April 2013
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When does Jonas actually take stage? Trying to time my edible
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Blue dress please @nickjonas
Doja Cat changes the lyrics of “Paint The Town Red” during her show in Dallas following the Democratic flip of Texas at the midterms: “I paint the town blue.”
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i’m not being hyperbolic when i say this is one of the best songs of all time. i’m so serious. i’m looking you dead in the eyes with a straight face. music.apple.com/us/album/wai…
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That one friend who has too many “this doesn’t happen to most humans” moments
Has anyone else ever forgotten to take the fortune out of a fortune cookie before starting to eat it? It can’t just be me
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everyone on the left— WE CANNOT forget how good this feels. we have to show up like this every 👏🏼 single 👏🏼 time! 👏🏼 general elections, midterms, primaries, local elections. ALL OF THEM. when we show up, we win. vote and bring a friend every election for the rest of your life.
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i finally understand how this feels.
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Okay but Iowa flipped too if anyone cares🧍🏽‍♀️#midterms
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I really agree with this. I do think part of the reason Iowa swung blue was because we saw our neighbors hurting so much. A lot of Iowans also have ties to Minnesota and it’s true that most people won’t vote for a certain viewpoint until it has affected them
Minneapolis, the tipping point was ya’ll marching on that sub zero day to fight Trump, ICE, and the whole administration. It put the entire country on notice. This blue wave started here!!!!!
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IM SCREAMING
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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listen i know texas flipping was huge but i need yall to give kansas some more credit
The last time Kansas elected a Democratic Senator, Herbert Hoover was president, Babe Ruth was playing for the Yankees, and Elvis hadn’t been born.
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Blue waved so hard even gerrymandering didn’t work
Total vindication for these two memes tonight
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Lmao I know I’m beating a dead horse but I can’t believe Iowa flipped blue it feels so good to have hope
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OOMF is going skinny dipping today
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Publicly executed via a blue wave but sure whatever you need to tell yourself
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Someone adopt me
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OOMF still stuck in a red state 😭
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The real winners tonight are in Kansas. Zach Lahn can finally return home to his family. His business trip to Iowa is officially over.
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GET IN ASHLEY
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