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Joined October 2013
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Batman Slander retweeted
Batman and Kim Possible had the same powers
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Bruce Wayne be adopting orphans have them thinking they about to have a great life when in reality he about to train them in Hand to Hand combat to beat up the mentally ill at 3 am on a school night.
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Batman Slander retweeted
Batman a sports fisherman. He'll catch a bad guy, take pictures with him... Then release him back into the street so he can catch him again next week. He won't even kill anybody who tryna kill him
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Aye man I love Batman but the fact that his arch enemy has been giving him hell for 70 years in wing tip dress shoes never sat right with me
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Batman will fuck a henchman’s spine up for simply trying to feed his family by putting some boxes on a truck for the Joker, but when the clown prince of crime get to murdering he wants to do things by the book
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"and you're absolutely sure you don't want any help with the joker?"
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If we being honest, Batman don't got enough prep time to counter an RKO from Randy Orton
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Batman is the only superhero that couldn’t break out if he got locked up, he gotta just do his time and hope for an appeal.
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Batman Slander retweeted
I still find it funny that someone said if Batman & Kevin from Home Alone had the same amount of preparation time Kevin would wash Batman up 😭😭😭
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