Batman Slander retweeted
Bruce Wayne be adopting orphans have them thinking they about to have a great life when in reality he about to train them in Hand to Hand combat to beat up the mentally ill at 3 am on a school night.
Batman Slander retweeted
Batman a sports fisherman. He'll catch a bad guy, take pictures with him... Then release him back into the street so he can catch him again next week. He won't even kill anybody who tryna kill him
Batman Slander retweeted
Aye man I love Batman but the fact that his arch enemy has been giving him hell for 70 years in wing tip dress shoes never sat right with me
Batman Slander retweeted
Batman will fuck a henchman鈥檚 spine up for simply trying to feed his family by putting some boxes on a truck for the Joker, but when the clown prince of crime get to murdering he wants to do things by the book
Batman Slander retweeted
If we being honest, Batman don't got enough prep time to counter an RKO from Randy Orton
Batman Slander retweeted
Batman is the only superhero that couldn鈥檛 break out if he got locked up, he gotta just do his time and hope for an appeal.
Batman Slander retweeted
I still find it funny that someone said if Batman & Kevin from Home Alone had the same amount of preparation time Kevin would wash Batman up 馃槶馃槶馃槶
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