@Beatonm5

With each letter I am... Becoming The Muse | Blogger Of The Year | Uncle Of Bloggers | @Afrobloggers | #AbWPE | #vss

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Joined October 2010
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i am beast but never, brute, untamed but not, crude, a diamond in the rough, polish me my, love #micropoetry
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Brad OdilO@MacODILO7h
Just in case you haven't read it, full essay is here: bradodilo.substack.com/p/the… 🩵🧡💚 #read #defining
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Super excited to have my poem, Love Ya Cibemba, featured in Issue 7 of Ubwali.😊🥂 All the literary pieces in this edition are such a great read. Indulge below. @AfroBloggers @Izrus_Isba @Benjamin_Watch @Beatonm5 @TakuNdangana @BlogIndaba
Ubwali Literary Magazine@UbwaliLitMagOct 24
Issue 7! ubwali.com/current-issue Stories by Mbozi Haimbe, Bwalya S. Kondwani, Gracious Kabungo, & Anisha Simutowe; essays by Jolezya Adeyemo & Lombe Kabinga; poetry by Mushasho Phiri, Doreen Mwenda, Dailess Moyo, Gideon Lukupwa, Lakish’a, & Nsatusile Mgode; art by Mayase Zulu.
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@Beatonm5Aug 4
"Imagine describing a dog to someone who’s never seen one before and then asking them to draw it. They might get some things right, you know, but there’s no way they’d get everything right. You know, the devil’s in the details."
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15 years with one notes app is serious loyalty lol. the new shiny ones never feel like home
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I need someone to reverse-engineer a desktop version of ColorNote. I have been using that app for over 15 years and simply cant migrate to newer, shinier note-taking app😭
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@Beatonm58 Feb 2024
You had to be there.. Chauta
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I can never remember My Econet Selfcare password and have to reset it each time I need to use the app 😭😅
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If you were having coffee with me, I would ask if the rapture has happened and we are the leftovers who never got the memo and that's why we are here experiencing extreme weather from heatwaves to dry spells and hailstorms? ☕ becomingthemuse.net/2026/10/…
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@Beatonm5Jun 19
On the phone sometimes I can't hear properly, so I just laugh and... ...hope it wasnt somethin important.😅
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@Beatonm5Sep 24
Ngiriri ngiriri yarira phone yepamweya
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me during an interview when asked how we should rebuild a strong Zimbabwe: "The key is to lay a strong foundation erm... so a very good cement maybe a portland .... "
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Brighton Rock was wild. #Mobland
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AfroBloggers@AfroBloggersOct 23
Those who run self-hosted blogs... Have you made provisions for the critical PHP patch that has been making headlines in tech news?
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Replying to @Beatonm5
Try Laravel if you are familiar with PHP its the best coz Wordpress is being attacked nowadays and also its not yet that compatible with AI, but if you are a bit non technical and you are used to page builders then wordpress is okay but auto update your plugins and dont crack thm
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Replying to @Beatonm5
Happy birthd.... Hayi wena, udlala ngathi ayikhona. 😂😂 Muri kutamba seiko imi?
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When you are done , migrate all your clients from Wordpress.
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Rayobeats@rayobeatsOct 23
Replying to @Munyah_Wacho @Beatonm5
With the vulnerabilities affecting older versions, it’s best to upgrade to PHP 8.4 or 8.5 and keep it updated. Security and maintenance should be a priority, especially for production websites. PHP 7x reached end of life in November 2022 and no longer receives security updates.
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Eddie
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Replying to @Beatonm5
I hope hanuna kupa AI ma paswords kuti isorter fast fast
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Replying to @Beatonm5
How did you end up breaking sites if it's just patching. What were you trying to do lol
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Tiri Huruva@TiriHuruvaOct 23
Replying to @Beatonm5
This error yakambondizvimbisa lol. If you have used wordpress ukasasangana ne this hausati watanga.
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