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Joined December 2011
It’s a bigger honour than many countries’ highest civilian honour. Thank you @ARanganathan72 😂🙏🏻
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CJP Protest Summary 😹👇🏻 Protests - 2 Resignations - 1 Jailed - 3 Bail Bonds - 12 Unconditional Apologies - 49 They have now gone from “Gyanu, it’s done, bro” to “Sorry saar, apology saar.”😂 From “Jail Bharo” to “Bail Bharo.” 🤣 CJP, it’s done, bro!🥳
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Fearless Zelenskyy 😭
Ukraine is ready to accept a peace deal in whick Kiev retains 75% of the Ukraine's territory, Zelenskiy told Fox News.
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🚨#𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗔𝗯𝗵𝗶𝗷𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗗𝗶𝗽𝗸𝗲 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝘀 𝗛𝗲 𝗦𝗮𝗶𝗱 “𝗕𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗕𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝗔𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗻,” 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗕𝗝𝗣 𝗜𝗧 𝗖𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗼 “𝗝𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗕𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝗔𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗻”
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maithun retweeted
#WATCH | Punjab: An incident of stubble burning seen in an agricultural field in Tarn Taran.
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Why has Jio used such influencers to promote its IPO 😭
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"Jo ukhaadna hai ukhaad lo, Humari Protest Site Jantar Mantar hi rahegi!" Remember the arrogance with which Saurav Das and Ashutosh Ranka made these claims when they were detained? Today, the same duo were seen with folded hands before the SEM Court, apologising and giving written assurances that they would not call for protests at Jantar Mantar until the restrictions are officially withdrawn. All that defiance replaced by an emotional face and promises of "aage se aisa nahi hoga"! 😭🤣 Jail bharne gaye the, bail bhar-bhar ke aa gaye. 😂
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fearless 😭
If fearlessness had a face.
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CJP story so far: 2 savarna patriarchists, misled & gaslighted an innocent young dalit man, to drop out of college. They then proceeded to treat him like a servant and ordered him around…and now he’s brainwashed into thinking servitude is freedom.
Saurav and Ashu are not just better but much much bigger leaders than me. Happy to follow your orders my leaders. Jaan hazir hai! Lekin iske baad mere bina garden me koi akela nahi ghumega!!! @SauravDassss @AshutoshRanka
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Ratna Singh, who has unconditionally apologised to SEM for making statements and remarks about him outside the court, is now mocking a High Court judge’s remark saying “Ashutosh Ranka is a borderline Gen Z.” 🤣 The borderline lawyer is saying “borderline Gen Z” as if it were a disease. 😂 Tomorrow, Rahul Gandhi will say he is a “borderline PM.” 😭
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“Borderline GenZ” GenZ hai ya disease? 😭
#WATCH | Delhi: Ratna Singh, Head of Legal Affairs, CJP says, "There were delays, but today, finally, these boys are out. I think, as CJP, we absolutely feel that this was necessary. Now that they are out, we are all happy about it. We welcome the decision. We don't have the order copy right now. We were told that they would be released soon, but the order is not yet with us, so let's see when it comes out..." She adds, "The High Court made certain oral observations, but those were their observations... Saurav Das is 27. He is absolutely Gen Z. Ashutosh is borderline Gen Z, and we relate to the cause of the youth. We are ultimately the youth of this country, so of course, we are the youth..."
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Unconditional Apology by Lady CJP member
🚨🚨BREAKING: Court records that another lady CJP leader had given a media byte undermining the authority of the court. She given an undertaking before the Court for such conduct and has also undertaken that such conduct will not be repeated.
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Ratna Singh’s side was busy making statements to the media that undermined the authority of the SEM Court. Today, her legal counsel had to offer an unconditional apology before the very same court and assure the magistrate that such conduct would not be repeated. From making statements outside the court to apologising inside it. What a turnaround! 😭🤣
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The choice of influencers for promoting JIO IPO is 😹
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Where is Ratna Singh btw? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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If Ratan Singh uses the same kind of verbs in front of a judge that she uses on X, judge G faad dega 😭😭😭
Delhi High Court must end this illegal arrest.
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Ramayana is releasing in just two weeks, and here’s Ranbir Kapoor saying, “Burai kitni bhi taqatwar ho, aakhir mein ant achchai aur sacchai ki hogi.” 🤣 Bro Ranbir, at this point, you’re better off not promoting the movie at all. You’re going to make people who were actually planning to watch it reconsider. 😭
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All the unemployed and incompetent people came together to form an organisation and launched a campaign called “School Thik Karo.” They don’t understand basic laws that even people without a legal background understand, yet they confidently walk into courtrooms only to get reprimanded by judges. And they still have the audacity to call for “School Thik Karo.” Someone should start a campaign called “CJP Walon Ki Education Thik Karo.” 🤣
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Another gem.... CJP Keralam leader Freddy Francis resigned from organisation citing financial irregularities. He expresses disagreements over CJP's fund raising practices. This party is not even 6 months old. Corruption comes up in budding stage itself. And they kept abusing a man completed 25 years in office of a state head without a single corruption allegation. #CJPFlopShow #cjpitsdonebro #CJPFlopAfterFlop
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BJP’s Hamza Ali Mazari in CJP, Ratna Singh strikes again. 😂🙌🏻 Just when Sourav Das and Ashutosh Ranka were close to getting bail at 2 PM, Ratna Singh landed in the Delhi High Court, complicating matters further. The Court pulled them up over breaking barricades, entering without permission and violating their peace bond. The Court also cautioned that even if the SEM’s verdict goes in their favour by 4 PM, the High Court proceedings could still continue. Looks like Ratna Singh and Abhijeet Dipke are doing everything that could keep Sourav Das and Ashutosh Ranka behind bars. 🤣
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Replying to @LawBeatInd
J. Prasad : Whats their age? Adv : Saurav is 27 and Ranka is 31. J. Prasad : Oh, that means you're not Gen Z. I was told that people aged 20 and above, students who just crossed out of college, will come in this regime. What is Gen Z?
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