19k, 30k, 5k, 30k, 23k, 5k finishes, with a cheeky 250k thrown in there during the plague.

Christmas Island
Joined July 2017
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Fuck you im never listening to Stairway to Heaven or any more of your dumbass songs ever again
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Late blow for Brighton. Captain Lewis Dunk injured in the warm-up. Would have been his 250th PL appearance (all starts). Igor comes in. #BHAFC #BHAWOL
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Is there a National League equivalent in Saudi for Casemiro? Al-dershot or some team like that
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De Zerbi's Marseille:
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Trump, slurring, says he’s okay with climate change and rising sea levels because he thinks he’ll “have more oceanfront property”
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– at Mazarrón, Spain
Chelsea players go around the stadium to meet the fans post match. Important for a fresh team to build that connection
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🚨🔵 Mike Penders to Chelsea, here we go! Deal in place for 2005 born goalkeeper to join the club from Genk. Package up to €20m add-ons included, long term deal. Chelsea see huge potential in Penders. He’s staying at Genk for season 24/25, heading to London next June. 🇧🇪
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This like panic signing an aging DM for 70m on deadline day. Marvel hired Woodward ffs.
Robert Downey Jr will star as Doctor Doom in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ In theaters on May 2026.
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Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.
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Introducing the most-expensive #FPL player of all time 🥁 @ManCity's Erling Haaland will cost managers £15.0m in the 2024/25 season 💵
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Ronaldo justifying that freekick in the dressing room
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🥱❌- An inside joke gesture towards some close friends who were at the game. Nothing but respect for how that Arsenal team played that day.🤝🏽
🥱❌- An inside joke gesture towards some close friends who were at the game. Nothing but respect for how that Slovakia team played tonight.🤝🏽
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And at their lowest moment, they turned to the ancient texts
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"You're not gonna believe this. He skinned sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior midfielder."
I’m gonna need Yildiz to develop as an interior midfielder icl.
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Gareth Southgate's best tactic at this stage is probably chucking Ivan Toney on and hoping one of Denmark's countless Brentford players pass to him by mistake.
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Nissan al Gaib.
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stop calling it content. you're writing stories. making movies and videos. creating photos and art. it's not content. it's goddamn proof that we lived for a brief and wondrous moment and attempted to communicate with the world what's deep in our mind
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🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have narrowed down their search for Mauricio Pochettino’s successor to 4 candidates: 🔷 Kieran McKenna 🔷 Enzo Maresca 🔷 Thomas Frank 🔷 Unknown Chelsea have dropped interest in Stuttgart’s Sebastian Hoeness and Girona’s Michel. (via @Matt_Law_DT)
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Please don't suffer in silence. There is 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 somebody that will listen.
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