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Will follow if you tweet funny. I talk about golf a lot. I also write about and play golf quite a lot. Low round is 74 nbd. Follow if you like the stuff I say.

Indianapolis, IN
Joined February 2021
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Pastor: "God, keep me humble." God: "My pleasure."
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Tuna shaming is one of the worst kinds of shaming.
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Women get SO HORNY when you talk to them about your fantasy football team. Trust me.
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The audio on Wentworth cellphone videos always hits different. Sound just dances through those trees.
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The fuck
Gabriel Moreno Blue Jays prospect just hit a ball 111 mph and it almost went THROUGH the wall @Starting9
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Children's hospitals: "We do puberty blockers and genital surgeries for children." Journos: "Yasss! Gender-affirming care!" 🎉 Conservatives: "They do puberty blockers and genital surgeries for children." Journos: "Wow, that's targeted harassment and stochastic terrorism!" 😡
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QUITE an anniversary today for the Dave Matthews Band 💩💩 😂😂 #PMSLive
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Is it considered “mansplaining” if we just want it done right?
Can someone explain to me like I am 2 years old why I keep seeing British people like @piersmorgan and Justin Trudeau complaining about the “heat” in the UK? It’s only 40 degrees there. It’s 90 here. Really tells you all need to know about why the Redcoats collapsed in 1776.
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me watching Cam Smith – at Bay Shore, NY
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“Couldn’t be happier about my position as the parrot-Vizier to the Grand Sultan Jafar. You’ve asked me the same question three times. Hail Jafar.”
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Doing some shopping in St. Andrews
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Replying to @RiggsBarstool
Brooks on his way to LIV
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Not to look in the rear view mirror but this is an incredibly hilarious answer in retrospect
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Who gets it done? #USOpen
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Going to be a great week for sports in Boston. I have two tickets to the @usopengolf, tickets to the @RedSox game and this signed bag for one lucky Boston fan. Retweet to win.
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Greg Norman Saturday: "They couldn't squash us." Rory today:
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21st PGA Tour win for Rory – “one more than someone else,” he said. Greg Norman. “That gave me a little bit of extra incentive today.”
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Replying to @AlanShipnuck
"Ahhh yes..Mr. Shipnuck. Right this way, right this way."
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Me: brutally murdered and found dumped on the side of the highway Two 35yr old women with a podcast: ok murder muffins we got a real oopy goopy spoopy story for you today! Squarespace ad: ARE YOU LOOKING TO EXPAND Y
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