I’m not for every body. The official unofficial spokesman for @3chicanna Click the link below for a trip to the moon.
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We played a show in Selma where a giant fight broke out because a guy walked in and his ex wife was there with her new lover. A scuffle broke out and she tased him with her taser. Laying on the ground he shouted out “bitch I bought that for you”
Huge shout out to the boys from @alterbridge for showing my boy a helluva rock show for his first concert ever. Thank you @MarkTTremonti and company!
I recently discovered @thegarybrecka and after almost a month of doing what he suggests, I feel so much better, I’ve decided to stop drinking because it doesn’t feel good anymore. And I’m gonna fucking do this because I’m all the fuck in. Thank you so much for all you’re doing
My boy said he wanted to draw the @undertaker and took it upon himself to look it up and do it. The places this kid is gonna go.
Hey @SHAQ my kid thinks we look alike. Which tells me 3 things. 1) kids don’t see racial color 2) it’s sad adults do, and 3) I do kinda look like a white you. Only thing we have in common is maybe how much we weigh, but I’m a foot shorter. Cheers man.
I made a Chris Benoit joke to my wife the other night and she laughed. She had no idea who he was. Clueless that I want to kill her and myself.
What the fuck @TALLADEGA. No fly over?? You’re literally next to a fucking airport. This is Alabama. We do flyovers. This is Talladega? No. This is bullshit.
Sorry, I’m finishing this thought in its entirety. Or an already put together, in order, string of episodes that tells a story line from start to finish. Have someone cut all those up, and piece them back together. Those stories were incredible back in the day. I wanna see them,
Man,I know that taking the leader board down at @TALLADEGA makes sense to the new generation, but it’s an iconic part of @NASCAR. Don’t eliminate it. Change it. Make it relevant. Us old heads have a hard time keeping up with the leaders. Those 140” screens are still too small
I can’t wait to hear what @colecubelic says about 73 for Washington tomorrow. That man is having a tough night.
I’m gonna need @TexasFootball to step up for the #SEC since @AlabamaFTBL couldn’t get it done. Amateur hour. I swear.
Someone needs to tell @OU_Football that firing off the cannons on every kick off is kinda silly when your team is down 14. #notmysec #SEC
So I tell my family that the Alamo Bowl is coming on next and that @colecubelic is on the call and this is the reaction I got from my kid 😂😂
Taylor Leeann just shotgunned the FUCK out of that twisted tea. What the fuck. #ManningCast