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THE WORLD (to itself): We really need to throw off the yoke of Biblical faith. We'll be fine. In fact, we'll be better!
THE WORLD (answering itself): Sounds good!
< five minutes later >
THE WORLD: Uh... what's this thing in my pants mean, and what's it for?
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Breaking: Netflix announces that there's been a terrible misunderstanding. In the upcoming Narnia movie, Aslan is being voiced by a little-known but totally-male actor named Merle Streep.
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BREAKING NEWS:
Reports have come in that Godzilla has been tested for the role of James Bond.
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When I see "Primitive Baptist" or a book title like "Primitive Christianity," this is along the lines of what I see.
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...and then there are the usual anti-Christian trolls who, like all anti-Christians, when it comes to Christianity and the teachings of a Bible they've never read, are
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Apropos of nothing: do you like rock? I like rock.
This song is currently going through my head. Back from when Chicago used to rock: tinyl.co/5JLu
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I did resent Rush a bit. He could afford to be cheery and jovial in the face of political disaster, because it was great for him. I am insinuating nothing, I am just observing that the worse it got, the more he had to talk about, and the more people wanted/needed to hear it.
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If you don't regularly visit Daily Timewaster, you are missing out on some gorgeous photos and some nice laughs. Just a great site, on balance.
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"Uphold me by thy free Spirit,
and may I not think it enough to be preserved from falling,
but may I always go forward,
always abounding in the work thou givest me to do."
[Arthur Bennett, Valley of Vision, n.d.]
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When I become king of America, one of my first acts will be to get the agencies to find the person who first started adding schmaltzy-lyric songs as background music to scenes in TV shows, punish him/her to the full extent of my executive order, and end the practice for all time.
Breaking: Netflix announces that there's been a terrible misunderstanding. In the upcoming Narnia movie, Aslan is being voiced by a little-known but totally-male actor named Merle Streep.
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Today's MacArthur @gracetoyou broadcast was very timely for me: gty.org/radio-broadcast/1046…
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Dear Muslim
As Thanksgiving and Christmas are fast approaching,
Please avoid driving cars through crowds, blowing innocent people up with pipe bombs, and going on stabbing sprees.
Dear non-Muslims,
As Ramadan is just 92 days away,
Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting.
Please avoid drinking in their presence.
Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast.
Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset.
A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙
Did someone ASK them to illustrate Ecclesiastes 8:11?
Because I sure didn't.
This is ridiculous. Our justice system is... aghhh.
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