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It's time to get this one back out there:
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This is how I feel about "delivery fee + service fee" from food delivery apps, when delivery is the only service they offer.
re: airbnb discourse in college I worked as a server at an upscale steakhouse. we had a few different steak sauces that were made from scratch daily. they were expensive to make, and less than half of the customers that ordered steak wanted sauce, so the restaurant charged $3 for it we got complaints constantly. just at my own tables, half a dozen times a week I'd get complaints about being "nickel and dimed" for $3 of sauce on a $70 steak. a few times a month someone would mention it in an angry online review, or ask to speak to a manager and demand that it be removed from the bill because "who the hell charges for condiments?" after several years of this, finally management had enough. they raised the price of every steak by $3, and now complimentary sauce was included with each steak on request. want to hazard a guess about how many customers complained about the $3 price increase on steak? essentially zero. it was great, from the restaurants perspective! no more complaints, and instead of making $3 on 40% of steak orderers, they made $3 on all of them. and the customers were much happier, despite this deal being absolutely, unequivocally worse for them. consumers are not rational agents from microeconomics textbooks. very often the *feeling* of what they're being charged for matters way more than the absolute value of what they're being charged. I think that's more or less what happening with airbnb. people don't want to be charged a cleaning fee and then also told they have to clean, even if in the counterfactual world the additional cleaning fee is more than they'd be willing to pay someone to do the required cleaning. a $100 cleaning fee *feels* better than a $50 cleaning fee + "load the dishwasher and take the trash out to the dumpster", even though most people would not pay $50 to not have to do that.
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this is just a normal seal pup
The full moon is just so beautiful tonight ❤️
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Sending an alert every time my dick gets hard doesnt even really seem like a fetish, thats just a really REALLY funny bit
Next Locktober, don't tell them. Show them. Veru One. No cage. No lock. Nothing holds you in, because nothing needs to. It knows the second it comes off, and when you're getting close. So does your keyholder. In Veru Veritas
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I thought Trump 2 was gonna be way worse. Every day now I wake up with a euphoric sense of relief
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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okay what about this
you’ve seen nathan fielder but have you seen a field of nathans
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Meanwhile a hotel will supply unlimited fresh towels, even changing them on a daily basis, if you want. Plus, free all you can eat breakfast. Guess what people will be choosing 👀
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We need to keep these beta tests off public streets, these half finished products should not be moving people.
Austin, TX (OCT.25.2026)- We knew the day would come. Zoox vs Waymo vs Cybercab #SunsetProject
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We hiked to a spot in the woods that coal miners used for secret nighttime union meetings in the 1880’s, they carved a union card into the rock.
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We cannot be serious
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Сухопутные пираньи
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How cops perceive age
Mississippi cop resigns after fatally shooting 1-year-old boy. tmz.com/2026/10/23/mississip…
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Now try with a camel.
A made a b-roll of me threading a needle at 7.5x magnification.
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Getting prepped for what is no doubt the dumbest Halloween costume I have done on record
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Come on. The French have literally weaponized mini salami snack packs. The machine gun even comes with a crew of beret-wearing Frenchmen.
The European mind cannot comprehend the NFL t shirt gun, live from Stade de France.
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senator joe biden holding a tec-9 during a hearing of the committee on capitol hill In 1993
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Aim for It’s Butthole Ultraman - A Gift from the Sky (E34) 1967 / Tokyo Broadcasting System / Hajime Tsuburaya ⚡️sound on⚡️
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"ill hold YOUR boobs a little better" deetress is REAL
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you can’t buy this at a dispensary
ME: It's okay for me to be smoking weed because I don't have any kids. PLUG: Why do you always buckle up in here dude. We're never gonna move nowhere
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이거보고 나도 희망이처럼 굳세게 살기로 다짐함
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