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Writer. Comedian. Emmys w/ CBS Sports.

Los Angeles
Joined December 2009
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The name, “Hide and Shaq,” was right there.
EXCLUSIVE: ABC has set a new competition series titled "Can You Hide... Shaq?" Hosted by comedian Nicole Byer, the show follows eight contestants attempting to hide Shaquille O’Neal in plain sight in Dallas. They'll have to disguise, distract and deceive for a shot at grand prize money. The series premieres with two episodes on Thursday, Dec. 3, at 9 p.m. on ABC and the ESPN app. Episodes will stream on Hulu the next day. wp.me/pc8uak-1lI5EM
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Love this. Co-sign.
If I was a millionaire I’d be slapping down my card at vet offices and saying that every visit is on me that day. I’d pay off medical debt at random. I’d pay the adoption fees of every animal at local shelters. Like, I’m sorry, how is this not something more rich do? It sounds like the most fun thing in the world to be able to do good.
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Folks. We are crying about basketball.
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Lie to Amir and tell ME your best tips.
NBA Over/Under Draft is tonight! Hit me with your best tips. Ideally UNDERS. #Buckets is #Back
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Three games in a row where it looked like the Giants were going to lose on the last play of the game. They didn't lose any of them.
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9 year anniversary of this tweet. teapawt.org/BillyScafuri/status/91…
did you know that OREO spelled backwards is OREO???
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If you are looking to read something on a foldable device that costs less than $2,000 may I suggest books?
The iPhone Duo will start at $1999 (256GB). Apple’s first foldable smartphone will be available on Oct. 23. variety.com/2026/digital/new…
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Whoever named it the “Big Toe” really nailed it.
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LA burned over a year ago. A building burned for days a week ago. Air is bad. And still… fireworks are legal. This has to end. Please don’t make me run for mayor.
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Streets (me) are calling him Kon Knickel.
Tyler Nickel, welcome to NYC. A sharp shooter who shot 40% from 3PT last season at 6’7.
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This has been my bookmark for years. This championship means something to me.
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This is exceptional. I 💙🧡 NY.
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Rumor has it @blumenfeld & I are recording a BUCKETS today. I’ve got the Knicks covered, what playoff moments occurred that we might’ve forgotten about?
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Enjoying the moment. 💙🧡
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I cannot stress how much this HITS for me.
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I love basketball and I LOVE NEW YORK.
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Top 3 night of my life
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My Knicks. 🥹
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Ernie Anastos, last night was for you. #LetsGoKnicks
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