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the cunning linguist of sarcasm

Joined October 2014
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This is the legendary Xennials. People born between 1977-83. We are truly the greatest (and smallest/shortest) generation. Big up and much love to all my fellow Xennials on here.
There was a whole generation between gen x and millennial, born from around 80-85, who are different than everyone else.
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I put an empty bowl on the porch with a “One candy per child, please.” sign, because I’d much rather have people think some greedy little asshole stole all the candy, than know that I didn't buy any. 👻
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You know what today is???? Yes! 🙌🏻 It's half price chocolate 🍫day! Go out to your chocolatiers and stock up because it's going to be a looooonnnggg winter!
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12 years gone. Never forgotten.⁠ ⁠ WAYNE STATIC of STATIC-X, RIP.
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"Withhold Orgasms No Nut November" Oh they've got this all screwed up. I'll fix that: Withhold Orgasms? No, Nut November!
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It’s November 1st, now the true horror begins
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me trying to keep the freezer closed until Black Friday:
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Shaheed forever good by me.. Good chance we don’t win a ring without him last season.. I still believe in 22💙💚
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😂😭
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Coming to a backfield near you 🎬
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Don’t run ‼️‼️ 😤😤
Seahawks running backs Jadarian Price and Zach Charbonnet have no injury designations for Monday night and both are now expected to play against the Bears. This will be Charbonnet’s season debut.
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The perfect costume doesn't exis...
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Raiders: "He's married. Why do you weirdos keep calling?"
🚨🚨The #49ers Reportedly called on the availability of #Raiders Maxx Crosby
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All Out Life // 10.31.18
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🎃 Happy Halloween, 12s! Check your candy. Don’t let the garbage make it into the goodie bag.
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25 Years ago today, Larry David stood his ground against teenagers on Halloween. Was he correct?
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Using my RAM knowing the data centers will never have it
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people having RAM in their own computers is a waste and should be used for data centers "It’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer"
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From a global allocation perspective, it’s quite terrible to have all the world’s limited supply of compute, training data, and your private shit sitting in Sam Altman’s data centers while he lectures you about owning your own RAM.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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