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Bluff Daddy
@BluffPapi
the cunning linguist of sarcasm
Joined October 2014
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Bluff Daddy
@BluffPapi
21h
Replying to
@MySportsUpdate
@JayGlazer
Santa Clara must really be a dump if the 49ers can't even woo someone who's riding pine
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Bluff Daddy
@BluffPapi
22h
"Withhold Orgasms No Nut November" Oh they've got this all screwed up. I'll fix that: Withhold Orgasms? No, Nut November!
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Bluff Daddy
@BluffPapi
Nov 1
Replying to
@Kalshi
@Kalshi
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Bluff Daddy
@BluffPapi
Nov 1
me trying to keep the freezer closed until Black Friday:
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Bluff Daddy
@BluffPapi
Oct 30
Replying to
@NostalgiaYZ
@NostalgiaYZ
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Bluff Daddy
@BluffPapi
Oct 30
Replying to
@JackBox
If they're gone again by Monday, then I'm gonna eat Jack's face
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Bluff Daddy
@BluffPapi
Oct 29
Replying to
@Dexerto
@Dexerto
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Bluff Daddy
@BluffPapi
Oct 29
Replying to
@Chiefs
@saveMOlives
@Chiefs
@saveMOlives
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Bluff Daddy
@BluffPapi
Oct 29
*iceberg sold separately
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Bluff Daddy
@BluffPapi
Oct 28
Replying to
@SleeperHQ
Take it up with my Assistant GM:
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