JMU fan | amateur scientist | dairy advocate

Joined December 2011
This will be my perpetual chocolate milk thread. Stay tuned for more chocolate milk content.
How do you make chocolate milk?
72%Chocolate syrup
28%Chocolate powder
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This guys probably needs to eat dog shit out of a cup or commit seppuku. Either way, not a good night
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My dad duct taped our remote to a 1-2 foot long piece of 2x4
Raising kids is just finding new places to put the remote that they can’t reach as they get taller
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Cav scouts have always been Tier 1 SOF
During WW2, mountaineering, night operations and much more were considered “special” operations. SOF is defined by what cannot be done with “regular” units and is always changing. Fascinating to think we might entering an era where armored maneuver is Special Operations.
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Basically @STATEofAtlanta summed up
Well, I've finally caught up on all the replies, memes, GIFs, and AI-generated masterpieces from JMU fans. Rather than respond to everyone individually, let's clear a few things up. Are we good? Absolutely. If we haven't given up on Georgia State by now, Saturday certainly wasn't going to do it. Embarrassed to be Georgia State fans? Not remotely. The people who should be embarrassed are Dell McGee and his coaching staff. They were completely outcoached Saturday. Credit to JMU for taking full advantage. This is all because JMU is leaving for the American? Please. We've disliked JMU since before they joined the Sun Belt. We didn't want you then. We thought the whining about the postseason ban was ridiculous (and somehow you're STILL talking about it). We even rooted against you in the CFP. Your move to the American doesn't make us dislike you more. It just makes us more frustrated with our own administration. Crying about the streamers? We weren't crying. We confidently predicted you wouldn't need them. Clearly, we were wrong. Enjoy your streamers. We fired the first shots? Absolutely. We talked trash and got our asses kicked. We'll own that. But judging by the response, I had no idea our little Georgia State podcast meant so much to JMU fans. We're flattered. Why weren't we at the "biggest game of the year"? We're middle-aged guys with families. We attend our home games, but road trips aren't always in the cards. I've personally attended exactly one conference road game. Question our predictions all you want, but questioning our fandom because we didn't drive to Harrisonburg is a pretty weak argument. As for the actual game, JMU was the better-prepared team. No excuses. Georgia State has serious questions to answer, and I'm interested to see how this team responds at Arkansas State. But if anyone thinks Saturday humbled us into silence, you're going to be disappointed. We're still here. Still Georgia State fans. Still don't like JMU. And still perfectly willing to talk trash again. And to all the JMU fans who've had so much fun in our mentions, join us Tuesday at 9 PM ET for our livestream. We'll be breaking down Saturday's game, discussing what went wrong, and taking your comments live. Oh, and yes, the concert was great. Thanks to everyone who asked. 🤘 -David
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did anything big happen this weekend in college football? sorry I spent all Saturday in the theater watching multiple showings of Digger
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“Capitalism stifles human ingenuity.” lol, lmao even
A big part of why Communism appeals to me is the idea of unlocking the true creative potential of humanity and removing the obstacles preventing excellence. Capitalism stifles human ingenuity, who knows what brilliant things we can do once we are free.
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I speak for all JMU fans when I say this kid sucks, he SUCKS. As punishment, after restitution, he should be forced to transfer to Liberty University.
Bro's gonna need to go into the witness protection program. 👀
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The two premier commission-granting institutions in the country (West Point and JMU) in the same conference. Incredibly bullish on America
#JMU Board of Visitors held a Monday morning meeting where they voted to terminate Sun Belt Conference Athletic membership and apply for the American.
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Basically “all lives matter”-ing 10/7 or saying “…but don’t forget about the Japanese” on Pearl Harbor Day. Like come on, dawg. Can’t give it a rest for just one day?
This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss. The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes. Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment. To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity.
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Y’all hear about this plague in Russia?
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Just plus up Fort A.P. Hill and get this over with
Where is your pick for the next “great base” Rules: 1. Min 1 hour from major metro area 2. Only has Sam’s or COSTCO not both 3. 30 min any major interstate 4. Must have a good & a bad Walmart What you got?
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I woke up feeling cheesiest, Coach
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River Rd, just northwest of the intersection with Bradley Blvd.
Flying into Washington D.C., and trying to understand why the incredibly wealthy people living in mansions there don’t put anything other than lawn in their massive gardens.
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Basically the American Legion
I want a neighborhood dive bar that charges a $120/year membership and pours $3 beers
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There will be a Chabad on the moon in my lifetime
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There’s enough time in the half for SDSU to turn it over again
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Robert E. Lee was a system general
“Robert E. Lee” the second he fought a battle outside the South
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We as a society needs to deal with global warming immediately bc it's mid september & i still cant wear my cool jacket
How it feels to walk past my baby every day waiting for the temperature to drop
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The rubble at the scene of the World Trade Center collapse is filled with the sounds of “PASS devices,” or emergency signals attached to firefighters when they are no longer moving. The scale of overlapping PASS alarms bespeaks the horrible death toll that must have taken place here. Yet worse - the alarms can’t be stopped because the bodies haven’t been found.
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Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl’s fictional baby from Knocked Up is in college now. I don’t like how the passage of time works
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