Alex 34 Contact [email protected] Unapologetic, Narcissist, Self Aware, Self obsessed born and raised New Yorker. You've probably read about me.

The Upside Down in Vecna Lair
Joined February 2009
This is why the pop tarts bowl is the best bowl. We sacrifice a poptart to bring in luck for 2026 and united a divided country. We are not just sprinkles or swirls. We are all pop tarts. @PopTartsBowl
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Never forget glee mixed their school shooting episode with their catfish episode
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The clayface dance sequences is basically wicked lol
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The fact that Clayface and Supergirl have the same cinematographer says alot about Gillespie as a director
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Kalshi and Polymarket should freeze their Election Day prediction markets at 6am local time for whatever election. Because the Brazil election was 80% on Bolsanaro in the morning.
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It's called the fucking Cheesecake Factory! It's deliberately over the top and gaudy! What sort of person are you imagining who changes their vote based on this?
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Evan I thought your book was OK, and I'm certainly very receptive to the idea of D organizations having become too woke/progressive/etc but this Cheesecake Factory stuff makes you look like a humorless reactionary idiot take the fucking L.
The coastal elites hate Americana. We know what they really think, and we know why they are so quickly defending Obama’s snobbery. They might think they are “too good” for the Cheesecake Factory, or find the decor to be tacky, but most regular Americans don’t
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An extended version of Ant-Man's Captain America joke from ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has been revealed. “I was also Cap for a minute” - John Walker
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Lucia’s actress in GTA 6, Manni Perez went live for the first time on Instagram. She couldn’t properly acknowledge her role due to the NDA, but she seems just as excited as everyone else with the launch approaching.
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The people complaining about Obama’s Cheesecake Factory line sound like performative humorless scolds, maybe this is Woke 2.0.
This line is getting praise on X, but it’s actually elitist garbage written by a speechwriter who clearly hasn’t spent much time in a Cheesecake Factory, which has none of the gaudy Trump aesthetic, and just feels good to say because it represents flyover MAGA “night out.”
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lula losing the first round just to win the second round
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What an incredible comeback!
*LULA WINS BRAZIL PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, DATAFOLHA PROJECTS
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Lula winning means this clip will be immortalised, as it rightfully deserves
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I wish I spoke Portuguese just so I could fully appreciate this moment.
Lula winning means this clip will be immortalised, as it rightfully deserves
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thats why you gotta win the 700 million dollar powerball
We need to talk more about what Gen X and older millennials have been through financially. They survived the 2008 recession, spent years rebuilding, got hit by a pandemic, and then watched housing, groceries, insurance, and everyday expenses become increasingly unaffordable. Now it’s 2026, and people in their 40s and 50s are trying to save for retirement while still catching up on financial milestones they expected to reach a decade ago. At some point, we have to acknowledge that an entire generation has spent much of its adult life recovering from one economic crisis after another.
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Lula lost the 1st round to win the 2nd round after being down 80% on both kalshi and polymarket. Which shows kalshi and polymarket have been trash lately
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Where is Zoe? Who is Zoe?? WHY is Zoe???
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One Trump ally after his Nicki Minaj quote: “The closing here has been ass, both literally and figuratively.”
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LMAO INCEPTION
Puck News: Pete Hegseth is trying to convince Marsha Blackburn to appoint him to her US Senate seat if she wins the governor’s race in Tennessee.
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the vikings are undefeated running a high school west coast offense. What even is the NFL this season
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