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No need to ask, I’m always down to try any of your Halloween themed hard liquor cocktail concoctions…
Handing out bottled water to trick or treaters tonight and telling the kids they’ll need a lot more of that if they expect to survive the upcoming nuclear winter…
Just fyi the Halloween themed Buzzballs taste like a cup of Robitussin cough syrup left out all night
⭐️ do not recommend
My youngest sister’s birthday is on Halloween. I always felt bad for her bc as kids mom would have pizza and a little cake and then it’d be all ‘alright clean this shit up trick or treaters will be here soon’
‘Why are you replying to me and CC’ing the contact and asking me to contact them if you’re already CC’ing? Just contact them directly ffs!’
*office bullshit*
I’m on a first name basis at the local Chinese Buffet…
They call me ‘ByYoselfAgain?’ every time I come in
I feel like I’m the only one in this departmental teams meeting who saw Pumpkinhead at the movies when it came out (1988)
On this day in 1980, my oldest sister broke my ‘Another One Bites the Dust’ record single over my head because I tried on her Dolly Parton Halloween mask for fun.
I distinctly recall being called ‘lil fucker, you sweated all over Dolly’