a very boring dude + bad tweets

minneapolis
Joined March 2012
A very important account
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This can all be summed up so easily: there are some minor benefits to using a credit card responsibly. If you can’t understand that through days of internet discourse…you probably shouldn’t own or use one!
sooooooooooo according to the Internet, I should be constantly be putting myself into micro-debt and getting myself out of it every month to improve my dumbass "credit score" and MAYBE get enough money to get like an iPad or two. thanks capitalism
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Almond Joy Enjoyer retweeted
“He's gunna go up to the Upper Peninsula and get a pretty cold welcome.” And the UP said…
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“people stop paying their car notes last” is just no where close to true. To say it with such confidence too? People that obsessively cheer for a recession are weird.
This is a bad sign, because people stop paying their car note last, for obvious reasons. Auto loan delinquencies going up mean people have tried everything else to get by first and are now at risk of losing their ride.
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After going through it with my Dad, it’s the #1 advice I have for friends. Beg your parents to start a trust. Like today. You need to do it at least 5 years prior to your parents needing care or going to nursing home
Starting in January 2027, Americans will face direct financial and responsibilities for elder healthcare driven by the implementation of major provisions due to the "One Big Beautiful Bill Act"
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It’s the two bitches telling each other exactly meme except it’s 12 divorced dudes
Every man knows two dozen guys who lost everything because his wife got bored.
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I think Taylor has had interesting things to say in the past but unfortunately now is just not that time for her. She has nothing to say lol. She should go dark for 2-3 years imo
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Almond Joy Enjoyer retweeted
it’s so funny how he started out neutral but interacting with an israeli for 5 seconds turned him pro palestine😭😭😭😭
Israeli: “No politics here” Guy: “FREE FREE PALESTINE” This never gets old 🤣
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drunk in Costa Rica and needed to log on to say I think despite not being able to catch the ball he is a top 10 football player ever
Rookie Adrian Peterson at Soldier Field in 2007: - 20 rushing attempts - 224 rushing yards - 3 rushing TDs - 53 yard kick return to set up game winning FG We will never see another rookie dominate like this again.
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Kirkaversary, 9/11, my wedding back to back to back days. What a perfect weekend.
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12 years, hundreds of views, and this is the first time ever I’m noticing the tan lines
On this day 12 years ago, Twitter user 'LuckyLuciano17k' posted a photograph of himself with the caption "You know I had to do it to em".
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She switches every few months but right now it’s specifically under the bed covers. I come home from work and pull them back and there she is lol
One of the most interesting parts of having a cat is when they change their routine but they can’t tell you why so you’re left wondering. For months, my cat slept on the cat tower every afternoon but two days ago he just started sleeping on my bed instead. Why? I’ll never know
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it was so terrible and the best. It was the wild west calling Taxi companies, drivers charging you whatever they wanted, finding an awesome one and just exchanging numbers directly. Added an extra element of adventure for every night out 😢
How did millenials get home after a night out in the era before ubers? Come to think of it,how was life actually before ubers?
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Can’t talk right now babe I’m crying to Mr. World Wide’s eulogy to Dolly
Tonight we celebrate Dolly Parton…the living legend, or should I say the legend that lives forever. We love you, Dolly.
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How can someone in the democratic party be so far behind in their gauge of public support for Israel?
Hasan Piker’s dangerous and hateful language targeting Jewish Americans has no place in our civic discourse. Suggesting that Jewish Americans bear responsibility for hatred or violence directed against them is wrong, dangerous, and antisemitic. We can, and should, argue fiercely over policy. We should have meaningful dialogue and debate about the policies and actions of the Israeli government and American foreign policy. That is the lifeblood of democracy. But that’s not what this is. No American should be told that their political beliefs make them responsible for hatred or violence directed against them. There is a bright line between vigorous debate and rhetoric that stokes hatred toward our neighbors. Mr. Piker has crossed that line, repeatedly and unmistakably.
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Almond Joy Enjoyer retweeted
VERY obsessed with the video of him being found
A construction crew in Barberton, Ohio, rescued an abandoned kitten on the worksite. And he joined the team. They heard him meowing coming from their excavator. Supervisor Chase Guello checked the skid plate on the Komatsu. A tiny kitten tumbled out. They warmed her up, moved her into the office trailer, and named her Sue short for Komatsu. She’s now the official shop cat.
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sorry to say it but I think Nancy Mace would give me the most memorable night of my life
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It’s so crazy to see the difference between a good receiver, a very good receiver, and a great receiver right in a row
Hard to find a better WR trio than this one.
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lots of “Addison better” replies…….no
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no way I used to work in that 7301 building lol
This commercial real estate promo video is the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen. From the slow motion shots of the realtors getting out of their BMW to the competing audio tracks that play over each other, it’s perfect.
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