@BreakfastPlug

a very boring dude + bad tweets

 minneapolis
Joined March 2012
  • Tweets20.7K
  • Following441
  • Followers341
Replying to @bat_faced
I had maybe the best one of my life yesterday
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Replying to @ArterAnd @ekg91 @DeRushaJ
You’re a prisoner of your own imagination. Easily distracted by culture war slop that doesn’t affect 99% of people including yourself.
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She switches every few months but right now it’s specifically under the bed covers. I come home from work and pull them back and there she is lol
shelby | ttpd title track’s biggest fan@acrossthemapsSep 2
One of the most interesting parts of having a cat is when they change their routine but they can’t tell you why so you’re left wondering. For months, my cat slept on the cat tower every afternoon but two days ago he just started sleeping on my bed instead. Why? I’ll never know
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Replying to @discountgourds
this baked potato refuses to sit in the shade either
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✨💫
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I feed the rabbits cabbage and strawberries and they pay me back my eating my new hostas. They are walking in very thin ice rn
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Replying to @makjak
Dude so good. Started it casually and was this guy before the first episode ended
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he’s right about this but this also feels like a classic “world we live in vs. the world we want to live in”. We cannot revolutionize with our vote in one election. We need to win, implement policies, and pour money into truly progressive candidates.
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Good time to post my photo with the 🐐
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