Talent Rep & Producer in Music & Film. Occasional Lawyer. Views my own & RTs not endorsements. Mainly here to laugh/tweet about music, sports, tv, film etc.

London, England
Joined December 2016
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Film twitter we touched down in v sunny Cannes this morning📍 @Festival_Cannes
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UK government will forever have my gratitude for banning those things nationwide after what happened at Dunblane Primary School
Man in Cleveland kill 2 people on live smh what the world coming to.
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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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My boi tried to bump the P.i.P ting Said he had bipolar and sutten else Results come back, my man legit has like 20 things wrong with him😭😭he was spun
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a buddy in college, throughout college (4yrs) exclusively watched The Office as a way to date. He would match with girls (tinder or school) and tell them over and over again that he’s “never seen it” and the opening dates with these girls would just be watching the office
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Asked Claude to read the Anthropic S-1 and summarize it for me Claude proceeds to tell me it accidentally sent my email to the SEC
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JUST IN: Anthropic devotes 94 pages of its IPO filing to existential risks posed by AI, including catastrophic incidents, self-preserving behavior, & models threatening blackmail.
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Underratedly funny detail of this NIMBY extravaganza is that the Lidl literally would’ve been built with local stone
Planning Application for a Lidl superstore on the London Road, Bath REFUSED
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Tweets from Qin Shi Huang
The War Department has designated Confucius Institutes as a threat to our national security.
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we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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What. The fuck. Is that map..
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I guarantee you are not prepared for where this goes
This one's spectacular. In the 1960s, London's Mews were still being used to keep horses. This clip spoils us with a lovely glimpse of the people, pubs, and lifestyle among the cobbled backstreets that have since become expensive housing. They certainly had more personality then than nowadays. @Britains___Pubs
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feels like there's kind of an elephant in the room with this map but I can't quite put my finger on it
What if russia occupied 20% of your country?
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Utd are in their late Wenger era 😂 #prestonaway
Scrapping amongst themselves in como 🤣
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Unfortunately 'I was eating alcoholically' has permanently entered my lexicon
John Goodman reveals what sparked his major weight loss transformation after nearly 400 pounds - 'I was eating alcoholically' trib.al/zik9Wjw
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なんでこんなCODの最高設定みたいな画質なんだ
📽️ PARÍS: Manifestantes intentaron entrar por fuerza bruta a la histórica sede de la Gendarmería. Desde el interior, la policía rocía gas pimienta y lanza granadas aturdidoras.
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Received a phone call from Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. We reviewed the sustained momentum in our bilateral ties and reaffirmed our commitment to further strengthening our partnership. We also exchanged views on recent developments in West Asia and underscored the urgent need to restore peace and stability in the region. @netanyahu
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le fait que ces connards se jettent du train comme si c’était la map fortnite j’ai les larmes aux yeux c’est les meilleurs du monde
🇫🇷🚂 Un train touristique a été DÉTOURNÉ par des manifestants.
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Yeah France is the funniest country in the world. It’s not even close 😭😭
On est tellement le pays le plus divertissant au monde ptdrrrrr jpppp
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