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Rebranding.

New York, NY
Joined July 2011
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can’t stand when people look at their phone when walking up or down stairs to the subway platform like LOCK IN
No one in nyc walks fast anymore FUCK
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How many sets do you have left? BRO DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT THE GYM IS EMPTY GO DO SOMETHING ELSE
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Wine store employee: “Do you know what you’d like?” Me: “The Lambrusco.” Wine store employee: “Oh, blueberry juice.” 😒
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Maturing is relating more to Katya and less to Trixie.
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she shouldve been safe every episode until right before the finale and then revealed herself to be the mole so the judges can get more backstage stuff to crown someone idfk #rpdr #DragRace
Vamos falar sobre o PIOR golpe de marketing da história da #DragRace? Colocaram a Raven no Meet the Queens; ela passou semanas confirmando a participação como competidora; fez um episódio inteiro e no fim era tudo fake. Atrair a audiência com falsos pretextos é aniquilar a credibilidade do produto. Isso não foi um “twist”; isso foi desonestidade. E não adianta dizer que “todo mundo já imaginava”… A certeza só foi dada agora e soou pra mim uma imensa cretinice. Amo a Drag Race e ainda acredito nela, mas paciência tem limite.
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Rebranding.
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Hey @NYCTSubway what the fuck is wrong with you
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There is a special place in 🔥🔥🔥🔥 for those who reply all and/or don’t BCC when appropriate.
Intern managed to send a firmwide email (50k ppl) with the subject line GO KNICKS!!!!!!!!!!! and nothing in the body People keep on replying all and Outlook keeps crashing. Send help
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How can you look at this and not think there are too many people on the planet?
Unfathomably huge city.
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If I ever see the @NYCTSubway announcer who says “Attention passengerrrrrrrrrs”‘she’s gonna get a slap.
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No, @NYCTSubway , these SHOUTING ads in the subway are not cute. They are noise pollution and super annoying. Quit it.
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Who at @Technogym decided this was a good design idea?
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NYC trains when it’s: 5 min away: it’ll be here in a bit 4 min away; cancel your plans 3 min away: just wait a sec 2 min away: you missed it already 1 min away: it’ll be here in 3min
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Fuck this @APRETUDE_US commercial being back for ANOTHER season of @RuPaulsDragRace The Pit Stop. @YouTube how many times do I need to hit “block” on this commercial until you stop playing it for real?
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Hey @ConEdison please get your sh*t together.
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Should I sell feet pics to pay this off or…?
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Doesn’t matter if you are a Congressperson or a Nobel Prize winner - @AliVelshi will still interrupt you live on-air.
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Only with the @NYCTsubway would you get off the local train to catch an express train only for it to get stopped between stations for 15 minutes and make you late to work. The @MTA is 🗑️🗑️🗑️
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I can’t wait until this season of Drag Race is over, but only so I NEVER have to hear that @APRETUDE_US commercial EVER again.
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