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FSU Booster, @TheBattlesEnd member. Proud Nole, Dad, Husband. Hospice Nurse.

Hilo, HI
Joined October 2012
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He’s a keeper!
Rick Stockstill has been head coach for less than an hour and his first move was to fire Tony White. 🐶🐶🐶
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NEW: Florida State University leadership is currently meeting over the future of head coach Mike Norvell, @PeteNakos & @Clowfb report. Intel: on3.com/news/coaching-carous…
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This offense played well against Miami. This offense played terribly against Clemson. Maybe Miami isn’t that good.
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So you’re saying there is room to CLIMB
FSU really is just a Quarterback, Tight End, Left Tackle, Left Guard, Center, Right Guard, Right Tackle, Defensive End, Defensive Tackle, Nose Tackle, Edge Rusher, Middle Linebacker, Inside Linebacker, Outside Linebacker, Cornerback, Nickelback, Free Safety, Strong Safety, Punter, Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Defensive Coordinator, Special Teams Coordinator, Quarterbacks Coach, Tight Ends Coach, Defensive Line Coach, Defensive Backs Coach, Special Teams Coach, and Strength and Conditioning Coach away from being good.
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KEEP MY SCHOOL’S NAME OUT YOUR FCKING MOUTH! Goofy m’fer. Worry about your own house bitch.
Dabo Swinney rips into FSU fans for flying the banner over Doak before the game. “It was an embarrassment. Florida State’s better than that. I mean it’s just disrespectful. That’s a good man [Norvell] right there. That’s a good man. And he’s a hell of a football coach.”
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Every fan base in the country expresses its displeasure when their team sucks. If players allow themselves to be affected by social media then maybe they don’t belong in this sport. And FSU football embarrasses itself by its play on the field.
You “online fans” think you’re making a difference, but you’re not. You’re only embarrassing the University and discouraging players and recruits.
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Well when you say it like that it doesn’t seem as bad.
THE DAILY SAUCE: Nov. 1, 2026 Florida State football’s Ashton Daniels passed for 350 yards and accounted for three touchdowns on Saturday night but three interceptions and four FSU turnovers were too much to overcome in the Seminoles’ 36-24 loss to Clemson. 📷: FSU athletics
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Hasn’t won a road game in 6000 days or whatever. Now can’t even win a home game when favored by a touchdown.
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Bigger banner next time
Here’s Clemson coach Dabo Swinney’s full quote ripping the people who flew a “Fire Mike Novell” sign over FSU’s football stadium pregame. He brought this up unprompted, calling it “embarrassing” and “shameful.” Dabo: “And they didn’t even spell his name right”
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I let this staff trick me into thinking they had turned a corner after watching how they played against Miami. Nope not again.
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Me watching FSU football week after week.
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Dude has “Christ is king” on his bio. I guess he’s just not YOUR king.
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USC about to beat Ohio State. @Corey_Clark is going to be insufferable on headlines.
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Next week Tait Reynolds will be 11 for 36 for 79 yards and 3 interceptions.
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Miami going to survive. FCK that fcking program.
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Mfs use us as the “get right” game lol
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This is Tony White’s defense in a nutshell.
That is the definition of this shit defense. 3rd and long, stopping them means we have a shot at taking the lead. Instead, their QB runs it for an 80 yard touchdown. Can’t make this shit up.
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Replying to @FSUCoachTW
@FSUCoachTW your defense is ass!! Like ASS Like really ASS
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Tait going to finish the game with multiple touchdowns and 100+ rushing yards. This defense is ass and so is our offense.
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