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Joined July 2015
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I love that we made her the face of the election
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I love a friendly ass gay boy !!! So bubbly & full of LIFE 🥹🥹
Never thought I would come across gay matchmaking 😩🤦‍♂️😭
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caleb h retweeted
Tweeting “vote blue” to my 99% gay and female audience
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just goes to show how much of this could have been avoided if people had gotten off their ass and voted in 2024. im pissed
🚨 BREAKING: Over 640k Texans who did not vote in 2024 have voted so far in 2026.
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caleb h retweeted
there’s states going blue that ain’t never gone blue before oh my god…
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TEXAS IS WHAT COLOR NOW??!!
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Maybe it’s my neurodivergence, but I prefer complete honesty. Let me down, call me out, tell me how you feel. I can handle an uncomfortable truth. What I struggle with is being kept in the dark because someone decided for me that I couldn’t handle it.
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o fato dessa não ter mais reconhecimento que the way me adoece
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Doja's makeup artist did Latto's makeup last night 😍
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Working out establishes discipline that you can use in every aspect of your life.
The gym is my reminder that doing hard things gets easier with practice.
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caleb h retweeted
I regret to inform you that the best gym program is repeating the same 10-12 exercises and getting stronger at them until you die.
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caleb h retweeted
alguns de vcs precisam entender que antes de serem ativos ou passivos somos todos BICHONAS
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she a baddie with her baddie friends
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caleb h retweeted
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caleb h retweeted
"Studies show men like women with no makeup more" Ok now study endometriosis, PCOS, adenomyosis, postpartum depression, menopause.
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i think it’s insane that if Amazon doesn’t make the delivery window, they don’t refund you if you paid extra for it
2021: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late. 2022: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late. 2023: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late. 2024: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late. 2025: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late. 2026: Customer: "This package missed the guaranteed delivery date." Amazon Bot: "We are so sorry for the delay! It is still in transit and should arrive tomorrow." Customer: "I am not asking for a tracking update. Two-day Prime shipping is a paid retail contract. Since you missed the delivery window, apply the $15 monthly Prime fee credit to my account balance immediately." 48 hours later...
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caleb h retweeted
OH MY GOD??!??
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caleb h retweeted
every year there are four separate, simultaneous Halloweens
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I <3 this trend! 💪🏾
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I HEAR THEM ALL SAY
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