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Official mascot of Team Ass Hammer! Beloved companion of the late @iamundertow. Friend of Derek and @FuzzyNut1223 ©️2026

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cvloiepeljkd! Causes!!!!! cioelkmkdoiuejkld!!! 🫡😢👼 🦭@coastoflife_od trench candles 🧓@JuliaSubbotina1 support for seniors 💥@Raccoon_Craft Team Ass Hammer 🫡@sergeantkit drones ⚕️@SurreyStands humanitarian aid 🍞@GoodBreadKyiv for people in need in Ukraine
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It’s Sunday! Instead of handing your money to the Church on a silver platter send it where it’s needed These are my chosen causes but donate or boost yours @coastoflife_od nets & candles @JuliaSubbotina1 seniors @Underground3015 blow shit up @SurreyStands humanitarian aid
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👻 Meow! Enter to win a fun spooky Cat patch from NAFOCatsDivision. Ends today! Send some kibble kash to one of our fave orgs helping pets in 🇺🇦 🎟️ $3 / 🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️ $10 Hachiko hachikofoundation.org/donati… Cats on Mars РР - [email protected] UA Animals uanimals.org/en/how-to-help/
😼🇺🇦 NAFOCatsDivision Meowlloween pop-up raffle! Win one of two big and spooky pvc patches, purrrfect for casting spells on the invaders. Support orgs in Ukraine helping pets by entering to win 👻 Hurry! Winners will be drawn Sunday, November 1 at 13:00 AT 🎟️ $3 / 🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️ $10 Send gifts to: Hachiko hachikofoundation.org/donati… Cats on Mars РР - [email protected] UA Animals uanimals.org/en/how-to-help/
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NAFOWEEN FINALE Yes, it's Oct 31st, which means the final chance to win for this year. High bid to U24 in 24hrs wins.
Welcome to NAFOWeen, Day 31! And on this day, this can be yours for the highest bid to @U24_gov_ua The fellas who walk, to hunt the Vatniks NIGHT of the LIVING FELLA!
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Surreal and far more tasteful than the US White House! Fellas, get surrealed by Team Ass Hammer, thanks go to @EggsForDummies @BelfastResiden1 @UeleaM68048
Take a venture into the surreal with AssHammer! If you ever thought that today's world is upside down so did we! That's why we are making fellas inspired by Rene Magritte. We need 3 coils of cable for signal repeaters, or USD 645, you need a new absurd look!
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Surrealism should never be foreign policy, especially if it means taking away the means of protecting civilians, if you agree, come join our surrealism campaign and drop some bucks to enable the purchase of 3 cable coils for the 5th Slobojanka 💥 For details check below
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Take a venture into the surreal with AssHammer! If you ever thought that today's world is upside down so did we! That's why we are making fellas inspired by Rene Magritte. We need 3 coils of cable for signal repeaters, or USD 645, you need a new absurd look!
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NAFOWEEN last day!!! Zombie time.
Welcome to NAFOWeen, Day 31! And on this day, this can be yours for the highest bid to @U24_gov_ua The fellas who walk, to hunt the Vatniks NIGHT of the LIVING FELLA!
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Frank©️ retweeted
Hey Fellas Happee Halloweeen!!! 😁🎃 @joliemackdotcom have sum critters fer yous!!! Fuzzy put in 🧵 later, still need coffee.
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NAFOWEEN FINALE 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️
Welcome to NAFOWeen, Day 31! And on this day, this can be yours for the highest bid to @U24_gov_ua The fellas who walk, to hunt the Vatniks NIGHT of the LIVING FELLA!
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Only five hours of work by our worker of the week, forger Egginator and the main consultant on all the important things and hats Mouse @UeleaM68048 and your order is ready for collection ! Please please wear it 🥹
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Update! Dr. Ben Dover (black) and Doctor Disco (blue) are adopted! 👻 Who's gonna take home Dr. Corvus Caws (purple?) 💜🎃
👻🧶 Got plague? FuzzyNuts presents: The Doctors! Adopt your very own Plague Doctor critter to keep those pesky germs away. Meet them below! Send a $30 gift to your favourite 🇺🇦 fundraiser/charity *Shipping depends on location; we'll figure out details in dms. 👇👻
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👻🎃😱 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!😱🎃👻 Caturday AND Halloween 👻 treat yourself (or a friend!) to one of our NEW NAFO patches for $25 or 2/$40. Support our courier campaign. 👀⤵️ $5=🎟️ $25= a patch or 2/$40 $1,000 = a 5 day vacay at @PolpoGelato's ocean front home! 🎯 $1,841.41/$5,980 total ✅👉 $1,500 courier flight ticket 🔳👉 $3,600 (~$180 per bag for 20 bags) 🔳👉 $700 fuel/truck/personnel into Ukraine The patches were printed by @ninaselyna, and designed by @farrellgraymond, @CherylCK4, and @TimeyWimeyMommy, funded by @JohnLiniger, and tweaked by the boost group. MASSIVE team effort! 😮‍💨 @BlueYellowUSA is a 501(c)3 organization. All 🇺🇸 donations are tax-deductible! 💰foblueyellowukraineusa.org/d… 💳blueyellowusa.securepayments… ☕buymeacoffee.com/blueyellowv 🅿️🅿️paypal.com/paypalme/blueyell…
✈️ @BlueYellowUSA Courier fundraiser!✈️ We're sending a courier with 20 bags of urgently needed supplies to Ukraine! 🎯 $5,800 total 👉 $1,500 flight ticket 👉 $3,600 (~$180 per bag for 20 bags) 👉 $700 fuel/truck/personnel into Ukraine 🎟️ $5, please write "courier" in the memo 📷 Screenshot receipt below 🥇 Black Cats Medical Group flag, "Unbreakable" magnet, patch 🥈 Hand painted shell candle, sticker 🥉 Limited edition card deck, patch 💰 All donations- your fella becomes a courier Urgently needed or highly specialized items (tourniquets, chest seals, medications, ventilators, humanitarian drones, and more) will fly with a courier to make sure everything gets to where it needs to go, as quickly as possible. This isn't cheap but it's an unfortunate necessity. @BlueYellowUSA is a 501(c)3 organization. All American donations are tax-deductible. 💰foblueyellowukraineusa.org/d… 💳blueyellowusa.securepayments… ☕buymeacoffee.com/blueyellowv 🅿️🅿️paypal.com/paypalme/blueyell…
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You'd think life with @FuzzyNut1223 and @CallmeFrank2024 would be surreal enough, but no. Let's put Team Ass Hammer into the mix!
Take a venture into the surreal with AssHammer! If you ever thought that today's world is upside down so did we! That's why we are making fellas inspired by Rene Magritte. We need 3 coils of cable for signal repeaters, or USD 645, you need a new absurd look!
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WAT POLL DOIN.
ATTENTION, FELLAS! It's time for a game of "Smack That Moron!" teapawt.org/patriots777888/status/…
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Kharkiv defenders need us, fellas!Cable for signal repeaters is necessary for managing drone work and give the operators more safety
Take a venture into the surreal with AssHammer! If you ever thought that today's world is upside down so did we! That's why we are making fellas inspired by Rene Magritte. We need 3 coils of cable for signal repeaters, or USD 645, you need a new absurd look!
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Fiver Friday support your causes! Some to consider 🧵 Team Ass Hammer supports the 5th Slobojanska Brigade teapawt.org/EggsForDummies/status/…
Take a venture into the surreal with AssHammer! If you ever thought that today's world is upside down so did we! That's why we are making fellas inspired by Rene Magritte. We need 3 coils of cable for signal repeaters, or USD 645, you need a new absurd look!
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NAFOWEEN Day 13!
🎃 NAFOWEEN DAY 13 Highest bid for donation to U24 in 24 hours wins this Halloween Jason Fella that's been very busy in fields all over Ukraine hunting orcs. u24.gov.ua/
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Legend 😎 Getting patches and sending medical supplies and drones to Ukraine. Great way to spend a Friday!
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Great cause for Fiver Friday!isn't it?
Take a venture into the surreal with AssHammer! If you ever thought that today's world is upside down so did we! That's why we are making fellas inspired by Rene Magritte. We need 3 coils of cable for signal repeaters, or USD 645, you need a new absurd look!
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