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Joined July 2016
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*spits out mouthful of blood* it's gonna take more than that to kill me Dentist: for the love of God just floss
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Your email might be down, but the skies are always open. ✉️✈️
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TimTam🍫 retweeted
i place this card face down and end my turn
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MY BODY: Could I have some water please? ME: Here's a protein shake. MY BODY: Well, okay but... ME: And a another coffee. MY BODY: Dude... ME: Okay, fine here's a little bit of orange juice. MY BODY: Pleeeeassseee for the love of god gimme some water! ME: No.
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Charlie doesn't live anywhere.
Replying to @SheldonMiniCoop
Charlie lives rent free in your head forever. 🍺😁🍿
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It really is genuinely hilariously confusing how the guy in charge of rebooting the DC Movie universe was like "ok yeah Superman obviously.... And then we'll do every random thing we can think of. Maybe a Batman villain but NO Batman" lol like it was so easy to be successful
James Gunn got 4 years at DC and produced Creature Commandos, Superman, Peacemaker Season 2, Supergirl, Lanterns, Clayface, Gorilla Grodd show, and Man of Tomorrow.
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To James Gunn, rest now brother, I have the watch, and I'll see you in valhalla.
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Who?
I dont care about your morals I dont care about your principles Charlie was my friend This is personal
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Well don't worry cus your sources say he's all good
I dont care about your morals I dont care about your principles Charlie was my friend This is personal
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it paralyze Gregg Abbott?
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then why did you write willing and able?
Seeing you guys happy makes me happy
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Translation republicans are stupid as fuck
This is election fraud. Finding another candidate with the same name and running him to confuse voters should be just cause for prison and disqualify someone from office forever.
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Ope they are starting with the "they rigged the election AGAIN in ANOTHER year when they did not control the government yet somehow didn't do so when they were in power" lol
Hmmm… Very Interesting… Texas Senate Race Results 2018 - 🟥 Ted Cruz: 4.2 Million Votes - 🟦 Beto: 4 Million Votes 2026 - 🟥 Ken Paxton: 4.2 Million Votes - 🟦 James Talarico: 5.4 Million Votes (and still counting) James Talarico got 600,000 more votes than Kamala Harris… and 200,000 more than Joe Biden 200,000 MORE THAN JOE BIDEN… WHAT ?
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Sources tell me @charliekirk11 voted blue in this last election. If he stays silent we can count that as confirmation
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This guy needs to be on a list
Disney should make an episode about a boy experiencing his first erection too, instead of constantly focusing on periods and menstrual stuff.
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Charlie, your voice carries far today. You were a father. A brother. A husband. I think your wife loved you. And it was all cut short. But what wasn't cut short was your impact. An empty crater that is. Today, deadass nobody voted for your ideals. You died for nothing lmfao.
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Hell yeah we will! Woot woot!
Republicans had both chambers & could not legislate a basic voter ID mandate Meanwhile, Democrats will pass the Kill All Republicans Act Of 2029 without anyone dissenting
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Blue wave so crazy Last Jedi is about to be the only canon Star Wars movie
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Sources tell me Anakin is stable. Please god
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Greg Abbott's seat flipped? Did he hit a ramp?
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