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Today, October 26th, is the 33rd ‘Sports Equinox’ in history.
All four major U.S. men's pro sports leagues, plus the WNBA, will be in action:
⚾️ World Series Game 3
🏈 Monday Night Football
🏀 9 NBA games
🏒 3 NHL games
🏆 WNBA Finals Game 5
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Chill Bandaid 😵💫😵💫 deadleg dummy @raleek2 🤫
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I AM SCREEAAMING
El-Sayed: In my Neurology unit, I would have to give that MOCA exam, that cognitive test he's so proud of… The only people you give that test to are people who you worry may have cognitive deficits. By definition, if you’re taking one of those tests, something is wrong.
And you know the doctor who gave it to him was like, I just want to see how smart you are, sir. And he's like, me too.
He brags about having taken it. He's like I remembered the rhinoceros. You're like Habibi, everybody remember the rhinoceros.
And the funny thing about it is, you know, he's taken it multiple times. So he's not even bragging about the first time he took it. He's like, I took it the 1st time and then I took it the 2nd time. So with Donald Trump, you can't blame him for this, he's just dumb.
But for Mike Rogers, can you imagine how small of a human being you have to be to know that he has real deficits and to just nod your head approvingly at the most ridiculous shit that the man proposes?
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Cris Collinsworth: "That's the second time I've seen that look on Patrick Mahomes' face. When he went back & recovered that fumble earlier, I saw that same sort of 'I can't believe this is happening to me' look. There it is again. Have you ever seen that look on Patrick Mahomes?"
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Eric Bauza has passed away at the age of 46
The modern voice actor of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck alongside many other beloved cartoon characters
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During the Chiefs’ 20-3 loss to the Seahawks, Kansas City never reached the red zone, the first time that has happened in a Patrick Mahomes NFL start, with Sunday being his 153rd career start including playoffs.
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EL-SAYED: I get that the President takes personal offense to my first name. He doesn't mind as much when it's the Saudis who are funding his son-in-law's private equity. Doesn't seem to mind as much when it's the Qataris who are giving them a $400 million private jet. He just seems to have trouble pronouncing it when it's my name.
I don't care how he pronounces my name. I don't even care that he remembers my whole name. Because he can just go on and call me senator after November.
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Troy Aikman talking about Cowboys WRs: “I won’t name names, but there’s one particular player, I was embarrassed. It’s the worst performance I’ve ever seen from a wide receiver on a football field.”
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