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Capitano Jacko

@CapitanoJacko

Gentleman Pirate. "There are giants out there in the canyons, and a good captain can't fall asleep."

 Where the Rainbow Ends
Joined January 2025
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I'm stealing this line for all my email replies at work from now on: "I have received your letter, which adds to the mounting body of evidence of your complete paucity of knowledge about financial markets."
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent (@SecScottBessent) profile pictureTreasury Secretary Scott Bessent
@SecScottBessentOct 10
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erika@yeeeerika9h
a haunted house but every room has a project manager asking for a status update
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Michael Warburton
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CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM (2001) 🎃
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This is a very textbook phenomenon in the market called “rotation out of all the names you specifically own and into names you don’t”. This happens when all the market participants have a meeting you aren’t invited to and decide they hate you.
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@BoringBiz_Oct 29
Doordash after the Instacart M&A deal
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@Franklin💫@_wavyfranklin19h
5 mins before joining the meeting that I scheduled with my own free will
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Prepping for the open
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My trainer when I arrive at the gym
Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper) profile pictureInsider Paper
@TheInsiderPaperOct 29
JUST IN - Trump to Reuters reporter: "You are disgusting! Put yourself in shape, you look like hell."
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@PR0H0SOct 29
Me on my way back to my 9-5 after losing 90% of my portfolio:
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My retirement plan:
Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) (@PGATUOR) profile pictureTour Golf (not PGA Tour)
@PGATUOROct 29
Prime Tiger’s non-tournament days were insane:
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Typical corporate org chart
Time Capsule Tales (@timecaptales) profile pictureTime Capsule Tales
@timecaptalesOct 29
1915 medical text showing how to classify people with mental disabilities
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I am once again reminding everyone this data is bogus and was thoroughly debunked 12 years ago. forbes.com/sites/trevorbutte…
When Data Journalism Goes Wrong

When Data Journalism Goes Wrong

One of the great challenges in any discussion of what people consume is gauging the distribution. There is no “average American who plays videogames” or “eats sushi,” and therefore the aggregate...

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@allie__vossOct 28
I am once again reminding everyone that the average person cannot remotely conceive of how much alcoholics put back There is an entire decile of Americans drinking over 10 per day on average
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Occam's Retard
@ObsvRetardationOct 28
$NVO bag holders preparing themselves for earnings report
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Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsOct 29
We may have a new contender for greatest sports photo of all time
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@FCF_FreddyOct 29
Weil associates being reminded that billable hour requirements remain unchanged during the wind-down
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Not Jerome Powell
@alifarhat79Oct 28
MSFT investors GOOG investors after earnings: after earnings:
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@kloss_xyzOct 28
my AI agents after I give them full access and tell them to be careful
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litquidity
@litcapitalOct 28
Dario hearing this pitch
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Exec Sum (@exec_sum) profile pictureExec Sum
@exec_sumOct 28
TRENDING: Dutch politician Queeny Rajkowski suggests inviting Anthropic to IPO in the Netherlands so they can regulate their AI models and tax them🇳🇱
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Brad Freeman
@StockMarketNerdOct 28
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Bull Theory (@BullTheoryio) profile pictureBull Theory
@BullTheoryioOct 28
BREAKING: Korea Exchange halted program buying for 5 minutes as the KOSPI surged +5%. A buy-side sidecar has now been triggered for the second consecutive day. Over ₩254.5 TRILLION ($170B) added to South Korean stocks.
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